Diane Chambers : Sam, if brains were money, you'd have to take out a loan for a cup of coffee.
Cliff Clavin : What's the matter, Norm?
Norm Peterson : Uh, oh, nothing. Just that my shorts are binding up on me.
Cliff Clavin : Just stand up and straighten them out.
Norm Peterson : Nah. I'll give 'em five minutes. Sometimes they self-correct.
Diane Chambers : The level of conversation in this bar could not sink any lower.
[Dave Richards walks into the bar]
Dave Richards : [to Diane] Hiya wonderbuns.
Diane Chambers : "Going down"!