Chief O'Hara: [Gordon is about to pick up the Batphone] Be careful o' that, it's still warm from the last try.
Sandman: This machine will button you up forever, Batman. Wonder Boy, or whatever they call you, start the machine.
[Robin, under Sandman's sleeping spell, does as he is ordered]
Catarina: [actually Policewoman Mooney, assigned to go undercover by Commissioner Gordon] I have fed the catfish, Catwoman. Watered the caterpillar ferns. And we made your couch in your favorite cat-skin comforter. Now I should pick up some fresh catnip.
[leaves to actually call Commissioner Gordon and report]
[suddenly suspecting something astray]
Catwoman: Fresh catnip? At *this* time of night?
Catwoman: [on phone, pretending to be Dr. Somnambula's secretary] The doctor's quite busy at the moment, Mrs. Spaghetti. There are 80 patients in the office, 206 in the waiting room and a line outside extends around Gotham park...
Catwoman: ... several times.
J. Pauline Spaghetti: [on other line] I am only interested in my own problems, nobody elses.