"Arrested Development" For British Eyes Only (TV Episode 2005) Poster

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth


  • Lucille Bluth : And guess what else is back?

    [Lucille winks] 

    Michael Bluth : My breakfast?

    Lucille Bluth : My friskiness. Mama horny, Michael.

    Michael Bluth : No, it's my breakfast. I'm amazed Dad hasn't strangled himself with his belt yet.

    Lucille Bluth : Oh, we're into all kinds of freaky stuff.

    Michael Bluth : Why do I eat breakfast before I come here?

  • Michael : [while Lindsay, George Sr., and Lucille are all doing chicken dances]  Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

  • Michael : Maybe it's time you went out there and got yourself a girl... PET!

    Buster : How about a turtle? I love those leathery little snappy faces.

    Michael : You certainly have a type.

  • George Sr. : [talking about his house arrest]  You gotta get me out of here.

    Michael Bluth : You're the one that said "no" to prison.

    George Sr. : I was wrong. There you just had to shut your eyes and take it. Here, you have to shut your eyes and give it.

  • Michael Bluth : I knew you wouldn't have the guts to go through with the divorce.

    Lindsay Funke : You're one to talk. You haven't had a serious relationship since your wife. And you guys weren't even speaking toward the end.

    Michael Bluth : Lot of that was the coma.

    Lindsay Funke : Yeah, I've heard your side of it.

  • George Sr. : You didn't hear, we lost Andy.

    Michael : What? What are you talking about? He didn't like his trailer?

    Lindsay Funke : He thought we were making fun of him.

    Narrator : [the camera pans over to reveal the log cabin truck]  No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

  • Gob : [after learning that George Sr. has been placed under house arrest]  It wont be too long until dad strangles himself with his belt.

    Michael : No, it turns out that they're into that.

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