To prove he's a man to Rita, Michael and his nephew Steve Holt compete in the Church And State Fair's annual triathlon. George Sr. tries to scare some at-risk youth, and Tobias tries to help George-Michael's girlfriend Ann to compete in the fairs' "inner beauty" pageant.
Did You Know?
After the contest you can see the fake pope drinking a beer in the background and mingling with the Rabbi judge and other people. See more
In the scene where George Michael is about to join the army by hanging from the monkey bars, Michael grabs the clipboard from Buster, taking Buster's hook with him. When the camera backs away, we see the hook is reattached to Buster's arm. See more
Michael and his son had never made a good athletic team. The only thing that George Michael was good at was hanging motion-less from the monkey bars, which the President's Council On Fitness ranks as "slightly easier than the slide".
We Three Kings
Written by John H. Hopkins
Performed by Mae Whitman See more