A spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.
In this Hunger Games spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, where she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially eaten pickle.
Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them.
Julia Jones is unhappy. She's overweight, spends forever working at her fathers diner, and believes she will always be lonely. This is until she meets Grant Fockyerdoder. Before they can have their dream wedding, they must meet each others parents and survive the scheming Andy.Written by
The 85-minute unrated version is only about 2 minutes longer and there are some changes:
-In the scene spoofing The Bachelor, the dialogue introducing Grant is different.
-The scene with the cat on the toilet is longer.
-There is some extra dialogue after the wizard gets kicked in the crotch.
-Grant's last name is "Fockyerdoder" instead of "Funkyerdoder".
-Julia shows Jack two extra cards.
-When Nicky is thinking about the honeymoon, the dialogue is different.
-The scene where Roz and Linda are talking is much more explicit.
-Andy's introduction is longer and more suggestive. See more »
Do You Believe in Magic?
Written by John Sebastian (as John Benson Sebastien)
Performed by The Lovin' Spoonful
Courtesy of Buddah Records / BMG Strategic Marketing Group
By Arrangement with SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT See more »
My friends and I went into this movie expecting something along the lines of a dumb but funny movie like "Scary Movie" or "Not another Teen Movie".
Sad to say, this was the worst movie I've seen since the beginning of 2005. DO NOT see this movie and DO NOT believe the advertisements for this movie as those scenes were the best parts of the film. I admit, I laughed during the Napoleon Dynamite skit, but that was probably the only funny scene in the whole film.
This film is stupid, but not stupid in a funny way. It is stupid in an EXTREMELY boring way. The only (barely) entertaining parts of the movie were in the first 10 minutes. The rest of it was filler as the scriptwriter probably ran out of dumb ideas.
I, along with probably most of the audience, felt like leaving on the spot. This is a bad film with no redeeming features.
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