My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
Rainn Wilson: Vaughn Haige
[over the phone]
Matt Saunders : What's going on there?
Vaughn Haige : Some big fire on 73rd and Broadway. Everything's burning.
Matt Saunders : Is anyone hurt?
Vaughn Haige : I don't know, probably. It's blocking my way to the gym.
Matt Saunders : All my thoughts are with you in this time of crisis.
Vaughn Haige : [Looking the word 'dick' burnt on Matt Saunders's forehead] Man! No woman's ever done that to me, and I actually am a dick.
[over the phone, as Vaughn watches G-Girl put out a fire by spinning up a whirlwind]
Vaughn Haige : It's G-Girl! She's doing her thing!
Matt Saunders : Are you serious? You lucky S.O.B., I've never seen her in person. How does she look?
Vaughn Haige : She looks...
Matt Saunders : What?
Vaughn Haige : ...blurry! But still pretty hot!
Vaughn Haige : Oh, no no. Don't tell me. You have invaded the female nation and spread your democracy.
Matt Saunders : If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Vaughn Haige : The ability to gratify myself orally.
Matt Saunders : Interesting. But wouldn't that be a little...
Vaughn Haige : No.
Matt Saunders : Yeah.
Vaughn Haige : Not at all. Think about it.
Matt Saunders : Really? It seems that way.