South of Nowhere (2005–2008)
Spencer Carlin: When I was kissing Aiden, I was thinking about you...
Spencer Carlin: [after Spencer's mother has found out about her daughter's sexuality] Why can't you just accept that this is who I am?
Paula Carlin: Because who you are is not acceptable!
Spencer Carlin: You hook up with people for no reason at all.
Ashley Davies: Relax okay, she is just a friend. It's nothing to get all jealous over. It's not like you're my girlfriend.
Spencer Carlin: [seeing Glen and Madison on the couch] Woooooooooo-woo!
Glen Carlin: What the hell did you do to my, sister?
Spencer Carlin: [giggles] Nothing.
Aiden Dennison: I'm not even going to ask what you were doing with my girlfriend. It's pretty obvious.
Glen Carlin: Maybe if you were a better boyfriend, she wouldn't be looking my way.
Aiden Dennison: Man, she's just using you to get to me.
Madison Duarte: Don't you throw that at me.
Spencer Carlin: [drunk] No, no... this is not what it looks like.
Madison Duarte: It's not? Because it looks like you've been getting dressed in the backseat of someone's Nissan Xterra.
Spencer Carlin: Hey Aiden, isn't that what you drive?
Aiden Dennison: Spencer, shut up.
Glen Carlin: Hey, man, you shut up!
Madison Duarte: Both of you shut up. This is all so wrong.
Spencer Carlin: No, no, wait, no. You know what would make this so much more wrong? If Ashley was here!
Glen Carlin: Did this jackoff get you wasted?
Spencer Carlin: No!
Paula Carlin: Spencer, are you drunk?
Spencer Carlin: [shakes her head] No.
[Spencer smiles, but then she vomits all over the floor]
Arthur Carlin: We'll take that as a "yes".
Aiden Dennison: I'm listening.
Madison Duarte: That's because you still love me.
Aiden Dennison: No... that's because I'm a whore.
Spencer Carlin: [after almost kissing Ashley] I can't, not like this.
Aiden Dennison: So what's next?
Ashley Davies: This is LA. We only have a few moments to breathe before we head back into the madness...
Spencer Carlin: Let's hit the madness!
Spencer Carlin: [Ashley gives her some lip gloss] Aw, now you've got me wearing your shade. How convenient, just in case we end up in some spontaneous liplock.
Ashley Davies: Trust me, it won't be spontaneous.
Ashley Davies: Whatever people consider to be normal, it never is.
Ashley Davies: Are you a basketball fan or do you just enjoy watching guys pat each other on the ass?
Spencer Carlin: What just happened?
Ashley Davies: What always happens when you're around stupid people.