Alex: I love Jesse. She's kinda like my girlfriend.
Nat: She is not like your girlfriend.
Alex: In a way, Nat... in a way.
Nat: In what way?
David: In a way she doesn't know about.
Alex: We need to get the band together this instant!
Nat: Are you up for it, man?
Alex: Yes. I'm fortified by milk.
Alex: Alienate means see boobies?
Nat: Alex, that's inappropriate.
Alex: Inappropriate means see boobies?
Alex: I wear a doo-rag. You wear your hair. That's how it is. That's how it is.
Arsenio Hall: Yo, man. That's like a fresh burqa for the ghetto or something. With Yu-Gi-Oh! drawers and everything.
Nat: It's kinda hard for Alex to be the youngest.
Nat: Cause sometimes, we'll say the A word, or the B word, or the C word, or the D word...
David: Or the E word.
Thomas: What's the E word?
David: I don't know, what's the C word?
David: Crapola's a bad word? My mom says that all the time!
Nat: Well, tell her not to. It's bad.