Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) Poster

David Koechner: Hershell



  • Cal Naughton, Jr. : Did he just say "husband"?

    Herschell : Wow... Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate!

    Ricky Bobby : The room's startin' to spin real fast... cause of... cause of all the gayness. Cal... I love you.

    [Ricky faints] 

    Cal Naughton, Jr. : Ricky! Ricky! OH GOD!

  • Jean Girard : Bon. So, what if you just said: "I love really thin pancakes"? That is a fair compromise, no?

    Kyle : That is a fair compromise.

    Herschell : Very fair, actually.

    Ricky Bobby : No! Because then everyone would know I really meant crêpes!

    Kyle : That's actually a pretty good compromise right there.

    Jean Girard : Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?

    Ricky Bobby : You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?

    Cal Naughton, Jr. : [leans down to talk to Ricky in a low voice]  Hey. This is just between you and me, okay? I mean, forget all these other guys. But he did give you a pretty decent out. But it's your call.

    Ricky Bobby : [whispering]  What do you think?

    Cal Naughton, Jr. : Don't say it.

    Ricky Bobby : Yeah. I'm not gonna say it. Nope. Break it, Pepé Le Pew!

    Jean Girard : As you wish.

    [He breaks Ricky's arm] 

    Ricky Bobby : [in pain]  He actually did it!

  • Herschell : Yeah? Well we invented the missionary position... You're welcome.

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