When it comes to drinking and driving my dad is Obi Wan Kenobi. He busted me once for drinking and driving. I woke up, 6 a.m. Saturday morning about 2 months into my senior year. Just hung over, just hammered. I wake up to my father standing over me, wearing a robe, holding a beer.
[pantomimes opening a beer can
HEY! Why don't you get up and explain to my why the car's parked at such an odd angle... on the porch... across the street.