Shia LaBeouf: Chas Kramer
Chas Kramer : John, why would you do that if you know it's not my car?
John Constantine : I told you to move it.
Chas Kramer : Right, John, you did tell me to move it, but if you would have told me there was a three hundred pound mirror you were dropping with a pissed-off demon, I would have moved it further, John!
Chas Kramer : [his last lines] You were right, John. It's not like in the books.
Chas Kramer : [to Midnite's knocked-out bouncer] Who's a rat in a dress now, huh, bitch?
Chas Kramer : This is Kramer. Chas Kramer, asshole.
Chas Kramer : You ever think if you told me now that maybe I could help out?