Johnson Family Vacation (2004) Poster

Aloma Wright: Glorietta Johnson


  • Glorietta Johnson : We gon' let Mack and Nate pray, uh see which one of 'em was paying more attention in sunday school

    Mack Johnson : well, well i guess since i'm the oldest i go first

    Nate Johnson : fine, alright everyone uh, bow your heads and close your ears

    Mack Johnson : yo eyes, err'ybody close yo eyes, Gracious God, I come to you as humbly as i know how, Praising you and giving you thanks, for bringing us together yet another year,helpin us come together to help celebrate my victory, and Nate's agony of defeat, let us eat

    Nate Johnson : Father God we thank you for allowing us to come together and share with one another, Father we know that you created the birds that fly and gave the dog the voice to bark

    [arrf, Nate barks] 

    Nate Johnson : , But you wouldn't have to create the sun if you knew that Mack was gon' be sittin over there in that bright yellow shirt lookin all sunny side up like a rootie tootie, fresh and fruity

    Mack Johnson : Oh Lord, Lord, Lord, We Father God, also realize that you are the creator of earth and heaven, moon and the stars, dats how I know ain't no way you had nuttin to do with creating that tacky, gangsta lookin wheel spinning SUV, that uncle Earl had to drag outta here

    Nate Johnson : [interrupting Mack]  hol' hol' hold on Father, Hold up wait a minute, what about the time you put the pepto bismol in the cool aid, and errybody had diorrhoea for the summer, don't let me have to mention that to momma

    Mack Johnson : [interrrupting Nate]  hold' on, what about the time that you burned down all the bushes round the house, cuz you got tired of goin outside and gettin yo own switch

    Nate Johnson : [interrupting Mack]  AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH,FAAAAAAATHHHHERRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAHA, need i have to remind Mack while momma standin here that uh, he the one that had Nannette Green in the backroom and was doin the nasty on momma good quilt, and thats why she couldn't get them stains off it

    Glorietta Johnson : [interruptting Mack]  In Jesus name, lets eat

    Mack Johnson : But Momma

    Glorietta Johnson : [interrupting Mack]  Nah uh

    Mack Johnson : But Momma look

    Glorietta Johnson : Y'all jus got through praying, don't let me cuss up in here

    Nate Johnson : Memba it was that lamp head I broke

    Glorietta Johnson : [interrupting Mack and Nate]  uhh uh ,I got all the stories now, it's great

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