EuroTrip (2004) Poster

(2004)

Nial Iskhakov: Bert

Quotes 

  • Scott : Why are you wearing my bathrobe?

    Bert : Oh, I'm sorry, but somebody *pissed* all over mine last night!

  • [after seeing Scott at the Vatican on TV] 

    Bert : What a fucking loser, I'm gonna videotape this.

  • Bert : No, retardo. That Jan, a man's name, and that's not "Mike", it's Mieke, a common German girl's name, similar to our Michele."

  • Bert : [mocking Scott]  Fiona!

  • Bert : No, retardo. That's Jan, a man's name, and that's not "Mike", it's Mieke, a common German girl's name, similar to our Michelle.

  • Bert : I'm getting the video camera!

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