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Love, Sex and Eating the Bones (2003)

A sexy urban comedy about how a guy who is addicted to watching pornography discovers love is stronger than fantasy when he meets and falls in love with the girl of his dreams.


Sudz Sutherland
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Hill Harper ... Michael Joseph
Marlyne Barrett ... Jasmine LeJeune (as Marlyne N. Afflack)
Mark Taylor ... Glenroy 'Sweets' Lindo
Meriaka Weathered Meriaka Weathered ... Lisette
Kai Soremekun Kai Soremekun ... Peaches LeJeune
Karen Robinson ... Heather Taylor
Jennifer Baxter ... Trish Papandreou
Ed Robertson ... Kennedy
Kardinal Offishall ... Andre Patterson
Kenny Robinson Kenny Robinson ... Robbie MacKinnon
Ayumi Iizuka ... Gemma Dower (as Ayumi Izuka)
Christopher Lee Clements Christopher Lee Clements ... Phil E. Butts
Neil Crone ... Anthony Mingelli
Lanomie Baird Lanomie Baird ... Older Customer
Catherine McNally ... Phyllis Himes


A sexy urban comedy about how a guy who is addicted to watching pornography discovers love is stronger than fantasy when he meets and falls in love with the girl of his dreams. Written by imX Communications

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Comedy | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong sexual content and language | See all certifications »


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Release Date:

5 March 2004 (Canada) See more »

Also Known As:

Eating the Bones See more »

Filming Locations:

Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Box Office


CAD2,500,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$32,648, 7 March 2004

Gross USA:


Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital



Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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offbeat romantic comedy
25 February 2005 | by Buddy-51See all my reviews

The provocatively titled "Love, Sex and Eating the Bones" is a tale about sexual frustration involving a man addicted to porn and a woman with a decidedly more conservative view of making love. The curious twist is that it is the woman who wants to get down-and-dirty in the sack and the man who finds himself unable to rise to the occasion.

Michael is an aspiring photographer who works as a security guard at a local parking garage. Jasmine is a successful ad agency executive who has sworn off both men and sex since her last abortive relationship two years ago. The two find themselves falling in love with one another but hit a rocky patch when Michael turns out to be impotent - at least when it comes to having to perform with a flesh-and-blood human being.

"Love, Sex and Eating the Bones" starts off as a sub-par, utterly conventional romantic comedy, but just when you're about to give up on it, it takes a daring and much appreciated detour into some previously unexplored territory. This is the first film I can remember to feature impotence as a major plot point and the first to acknowledge the detrimental effect that pornography can have on real-world relationships. That the film does so in the context of a romantic comedy in no way diminishes its value and, in fact, makes the topics more palatable and approachable than they might otherwise be. Moreover, the film is blessed with two extremely likable stars as its protagonists, Hill Harper and Marlyne Afflack, who tackle the tricky subject matter with charm and grace. Some may see the humor in the film as vulgar and crude at times, but I tend to think of it as realistic, accurately capturing the ways in which couples talk and deal with one another in the modern world. This turns out to be a better film than one might initially suspect.

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