Man of the House (I) (2005)
Christina Milian: Anne
Teresa : [Sharp has a pizza delivered at dinner, while the girls all have homemade salads] What is that?
Roland Sharp : The Carnivore. Pepperoni, sausage, ground beef, ham and olive loaf all gathered together in one savory pie. With jalepenos. Want some?
Heather : Yes. No!
Roland Sharp : Extra thick crust.
Anne : I can't, I'm on the zone.
Roland Sharp : What zone?
Anne : The proper combination of protein, fat and carbohydrates.
Roland Sharp : This combination here is proper as hell.
Barb : I'm a total Atkins girl.
Evie : I'm on Weight Watchers, you'll probably blow all your daily points with just one bite.
Roland Sharp : This baby has one point and one point only, and that is tasting good.
Roland Sharp : [yelling at the radio] Why do you find it necessary to listen to this constant *crap*?
Anne : What's the matter? You don't like vagina music?
Roland Sharp : Do you have to use that word before I've had my coffee and soymilk?
Anne : [mocking him] Vagina, vagina, *vagina*!
Teresa : [walks in room] Whose?
Anne : Look, you guys, we've got a game on Saturday...
Evie : Yeah!
Anne : ...and don't even think about telling us we're not going!
Roland Sharp : You're not going!
Heather : [urgent whisper] Tell him, Anne.
Anne : As captain of the squad, it is my duty to inform you that if you wanna stop us from cheerleading,
Anne : you're gonna have to pry the pom-poms from our cold dead hands.
Teresa : [advising Roland] Remember, a woman is like a horse. She likes to know that the guy on the saddle has a tight grip on the reins.
Heather : [frowns] Excuse me, a woman is not a horse.
Heather : Just be yourself.
Anne : [smiling] I'm not so sure that being himself is going in the right direction.