It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002 TV Movie)
Dave Goelz: The Great Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Waldorf
The Great Gonzo : [Gonzo into a walkie talkie] Gonzo to Scooter, Gonzo to Scooter. Bring home the bacon. Over.
Scooter : 10-4. Bacon down. Bacon down.
Rizzo the rat : [pulls on string trying to lift down Miss Piggy] Roger. Bacon down. Bacon down.
Miss Piggy : Will you hurry up? Don't make me miss my cue!
Scooter : The ham is jammed. Repeat the ham is jammed.
Statler : [Up in the balcony, Statler and Waldorf make fun of Pepe's bad jokes] Hey, the shrimp's floundering!
[Statler and Waldorf both laugh]
Pepe the Prawn : You shut-up okay?
Statler : He told us to clam up!
Waldorf : What's he want to do? Mussle us?
[Both laugh again]
Pepe the Prawn : Don't get me steamed okay!
Statler : Steamed shrimp!
Waldorf : Oh, pass the cocktail sauce!
Pepe the Prawn : That's it. I'm coming up there!
[Leaves the stage to go to the balcony]
Statler : Whoooaaa... I'm shaking!
Waldorf : You're always shaking.
[He laughs and Statler grumbles]
Kermit : Can we make enough money?
Dr. Honeydew : Yes... I mean, no... I mean, yes...
[Opens window where Beeker's hand is caught]
Dr. Honeydew : Beaker, do you have my wax pencil? Oh, never mind, here it is.
[Closes window on Beeker's hand again]
Dr. Honeydew : Yes, if we fill 1,900 seats...
Kermit : But that's impossible!
Dr. Honeydew : Or not pay anyone 'til New Year's.
Kermit : Oh, that's not so bad.
Dr. Honeydew : ...of next year.