It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (TV Movie 2002) Poster

Dave Goelz: The Great Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Waldorf


  • Pepe the Prawn : I got good news! I got the fire permit, the health permit, the permit to open a topless nightclub, all the contracts...

    The Great Gonzo : Wait a minute. The permit to open a topless nightclub?

    Pepe the Prawn : Better safe than sorry, okay?

    The Great Gonzo : Good point.

  • The Great Gonzo : [Gonzo into a walkie talkie]  Gonzo to Scooter, Gonzo to Scooter. Bring home the bacon. Over.

    Scooter : 10-4. Bacon down. Bacon down.

    Rizzo the rat : [pulls on string trying to lift down Miss Piggy]  Roger. Bacon down. Bacon down.

    Miss Piggy : Will you hurry up? Don't make me miss my cue!

    Scooter : The ham is jammed. Repeat the ham is jammed.

  • Statler : [Up in the balcony, Statler and Waldorf make fun of Pepe's bad jokes]  Hey, the shrimp's floundering!

    [Statler and Waldorf both laugh] 

    Pepe the Prawn : You shut-up okay?

    Statler : He told us to clam up!

    Waldorf : What's he want to do? Mussle us?

    [Both laugh again] 

    Pepe the Prawn : Don't get me steamed okay!

    Statler : Steamed shrimp!

    Waldorf : Oh, pass the cocktail sauce!

    [Both laugh] 

    Pepe the Prawn : That's it. I'm coming up there!

    [Leaves the stage to go to the balcony] 

    Statler : Whoooaaa... I'm shaking!

    Waldorf : You're always shaking.

    [He laughs and Statler grumbles] 

  • Rizzo the rat : Gonzo, I sold my collection of rare cheese to buy you this crystal petri dish for your mold collection.

    The Great Gonzo : Oh. Uh, gee, Rizzo. I sold my mold collection to buy you this diamond-tipped cheese slicer.

    Rizzo the rat : Did you save the receipt?

  • The Great Gonzo : Hmmm. Let's see. Shiny nose, laughing and calling names... I got it! Meet the new star of our show: Frosty the Snow-Rat!

    Kermit : Gee Gonzo, I thought you would have gone with Rizzo the Red-Nosed Rat-Deer.

    The Great Gonzo : Well, sure, if you want to go for the obvious.

  • Beaker : Mee mee moo moo mee mee mind.

    Dr. Honeydew : Yes, I think you have a beautiful mind too.

  • The Great Gonzo : This is Luc Fromage. He works with Cirque Du Soilet.

    Luc Fromage : Behold, I give you my theatrical masterpiece!

    Kermit : "Cirque Du So Lame?" Luc, I don't think it would be nice to have the word "lame" in our show.

    Luc Fromage : It is not "lame"! It's "lah-mehy"!

  • Kermit : Can we make enough money?

    Dr. Honeydew : Yes... I mean, no... I mean, yes...

    [Opens window where Beeker's hand is caught] 

    Dr. Honeydew : Beaker, do you have my wax pencil? Oh, never mind, here it is.

    [Closes window on Beeker's hand again] 

    Dr. Honeydew : Yes, if we fill 1,900 seats...

    Kermit : But that's impossible!

    Dr. Honeydew : Or not pay anyone 'til New Year's.

    Kermit : Oh, that's not so bad.

    Dr. Honeydew : ...of next year.

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