A secret government plan to dig up historical figures and clone them has worked. It is 16 years later, and the clones are now in high school. The five main characters are Abe Lincoln, an all around nice but naive guy who lusts after the school sexpot Cleopatra, who is dating the macho JFK. Also, Abe's two best friends are Joan of Arc, an angst ridden goth girl who is in love with him, and Gandhi, a none-stop party animal. Clone High bravely tackles challenging teen issues, such as sleep deprivation, catching ADD from toilet seats, the evils of litter, and having the guy you like not like you back the same way you like him. Will Abe get together with Cleo, or be thwarted by the handsome JFK? Will Joan finally get Abe to notice her? Who's to say?
Did You Know?
All five of the main characters are a clone of a historical figure that met with a violent death: Abraham Lincoln, Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, and John F. Kennedy were assassinated, Joan of Arc was burned at the stake, and Cleopatra committed suicide by snake bite. See more
[Principal Scudworth is seeking funding for his evil side-project, "Cloney Island"
Perhaps you could get Clone High a corporate sponsor. Those Pumas were rather fresh.
Sell out? And turn the school into some profit-hungry corporation? (Beat) Why, that idea's as foolish as getting new brakes from anywhere but Midas.
Clone High Theme Song
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