According to Jim (TV Series 2001–2009) Poster


Courtney Thorne-Smith: Cheryl



  • Cheryl : [on Jim's behavior]  He's brilliant. He's pretending to be a moron to cover up being a jackass.

  • Cheryl : Jim, are you listening to yourself?

    Jim : Yes I am, Cheryl. I *am* a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!

  • Cheryl : [Cheryl is desperate to talk Jim out of wanting something, and is trying to think of things to replace it]  How about... sex with another woman?

    Jim : [brief pause]  You or me?

  • Jim : You don't even know me any more! I think we should have more sex.

    Cheryl : Why?

    Jim : Why not?

  • Gracie : How do you knock someone up?

    Cheryl : Well, you know how you knock someone down. Well, it's the opposite of that.

    Gracie : [to Ruby]  Hey, let's go knock Kyle up!

  • Kyle : I want a sponge bath, from a nurse.

    Cheryl : What?

    Kyle : Uncle Andy says there the best!

    Jim : I think sometimes Andy forgets that Kyle's in the back seat.

  • Cheryl : Jim, there's a lot of culture in this city. We should take advantage of it.

    Jim : What? I take you to the zoo.

  • Dana : I'm trying my best to stay neutral, like Switzerland

    Cheryl : You mean creepy Switzerland that hid nazi money?

    Dana : No, I mean fun Switzerland with the watches, and the chocolate

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