Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Poster

Eliza Dushku: Sissy



  • [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight] 

    Sissy : Your shit is really getting tired, Justice.

    Justice : Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch.

  • Sissy : Since you let our patsy slip away, you gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. They gotta break into Provasik now.

    Justice : Uh-uh.

    Sissy : Uh-huh. You'll do it, or you're out of the gang, Justice. Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO fucking in love with you.

    Justice : Jay? No, he's not.

    Sissy : What am I, blind? He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron?

    Justice : Well, maybe he just has manners.

    [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him] 

    Jay : Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

    [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock] 

    Jay : Yeeaah...!

  • Sissy : Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties.

    Jay : [Looks down]  I *AM* wearing pansy red booties

    [Looks at Silent Bob] 

    Jay : Why the fuck didn't you tell me?

  • Sissy : Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. It's really a fucking drag.

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