The Immortal (2000–2001)
[entering a demonic TV station]
Raphael 'Rafe' Cain: This place reeks of evil.
Goodwin: Could be the plumbing.
Raphael 'Rafe' Cain: Could be the stench of all those rotten television shows.
Raphael 'Rafe' Cain: What's wrong with my hair?
Dr. Sara Beckman: It's just a little 60's.
Goodwin: 1760's or 1860's?
Dr. Sara Beckman: But it looks good on you. Really.
[as Goodwin improvises an escape]
Dr. Sara Beckman: What gave you the idea? Something Rafe would do?
Goodwin: No, McGuyver reruns.
Dr. Sara Beckman: Who?
Raphael 'Rafe' Cain: Goodwin makes cowardice look like an art form.
The Bartender: True feelings are rarer than demon Christmas cards.
[talking about his life]
Raphael 'Rafe' Cain: What's the point?
The Bartender: You want guarantees, buy a stereo.