Super Troopers (2001) Poster

Paul Soter: Foster



  • [Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play] 

    Mac : All right, how about "Cat Game?"

    Foster : Cat Game? What's the record?

    Mac : Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.

    Foster : Ten? Starting right 'meow?'

    [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side] 

    Larry Johnson : Sorry about the...

    Foster : All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.

    [the man hands him his license] 

    Foster : Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)

    [Mac ticks off two fingers] 

    Larry Johnson : Sorry.

    [the man laughs a little] 

    Foster : Is there something funny here boy?

    Larry Johnson : Oh, no.

    Foster : Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?


    Foster : All right meow, (3) where were we?

    Larry Johnson : Excuse me, are you saying meow?

    Foster : Am I saying meow?

    [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one] 

    Larry Johnson : I thought...

    Foster : Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?

    [man laughs] 

    Foster : Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?

    Larry Johnson : I could have sworn you said meow.

    Foster : Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

    [Mac is gut-busting laughing] 

    Foster : Am I drinking milk from a saucer?

    [feigned anger] 

    Foster : Do you see me eating mice?

    Foster : [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now]  You stop laughing right meow! (6)

    Larry Johnson : [the man stops and swallows hard]  Yes sir.

    Foster : Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.

    [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man] 

    Foster : Not so funny meow, (9) is it?

    Foster : [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows]  Meow! (10)

  • Mac : But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!

    Thorny : [referring to Farva]  Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

    Foster : [after a pause]  Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.

    Mac : [in a silly voice]  Evil shenanigans!

  • [Mac gets shot in the crotch while wearing the steel cup ] 

    Foster : How you feelin' there, Mac?

    Mac : Good enough... to fuck... your mother.

  • Foster : Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

  • Ursula : You're not going to tell anybody about this?

    Foster : I already told my mom.

  • Foster : [explaining his low number of citations issued]  I can't make them speed.

    Captain O'Hagan : Try hiding.

  • [Ursula meets Foster at a restaurant. Ursula is dressed as a biker, Foster is dressed as a cyclist] 

    Foster : Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot.

  • Thorny : Where are your shoes?

    Foster : What are you, the shoe police?

    Thorny : I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar.

    Foster : Black magic only works on the rookie.

    Thorny : That's brown magic.

  • Foster : Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I'm an idiot.

    Mac : That's true.

  • Ursula : [talking into voice filter]  Freeze motherfucker.

    Foster : Oh, god, please don't shoot me. I'm naked.

    Ursula : Drop your coat and grab your toes.

    Foster : What?

    Ursula : I'm gonna show you where the wild goos goes.

    Foster : Uh, this isn't happening. I'm a police officer. Ursula, help.

    Ursula : Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.

    [Foster turns, sees Ursula is "holding him up"] 

    Ursula : [still talking into the voice filter]  You don't have these at your station?

    Foster : [grabs the voice filtrator, and speaks into it]  I don't suppose you have a fresh pair of underwear I can borrow?

    Ursula : I'm not sure you could fit into my panties.

  • Officer Smy : [to Ursula]  If you were my wife, I'd take you down a peg or two.

    [to Foster] 

    Officer Smy : Hey douche bag.

    Foster : [to Ursula]  If you were my wife, I'd massage your feet 'til you fell asleep.

    Ursula : Nice try.

  • Foster : We could be like Cagney and Lacey.

    Ursula : Right. Except Cagney and Lacey were both women.


    Foster : I could be Lacey.

  • Foster : You crapped on my heart.

  • Foster : [Drunk]  Hey, so, Ursula, what's uh, what's goin' on?

    Ursula : Don't use that boyfriend voice with me.

  • Foster : Ain't so funny meow is it?

  • Captain O'Hagan : What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella?

    Foster : You know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? No? This is basically a cheaper, Afgahni knockoff. It's this monkey that basically travels around the world, doing nasty things. His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh... no.

    Rabbit : It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation!

    Captain O'Hagan : The monkey has a butler? Great. Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?

    Thorny : How the hell should I know?

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