Super Troopers (2001)
Paul Soter: Foster
[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
Mac : All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster : Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac : Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster : Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson : Sorry about the...
Foster : All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]
Foster : Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)
[Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson : Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]
Foster : Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson : Oh, no.
Foster : Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
Foster : All right meow, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson : Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster : Am I saying meow?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson : I thought...
Foster : Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
Foster : Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson : I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster : Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster : Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
Foster : Do you see me eating mice?
Foster : [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Larry Johnson : [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster : Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.
[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster : Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Foster : [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)
Foster : Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
[Ursula meets Foster at a restaurant. Ursula is dressed as a biker, Foster is dressed as a cyclist]
Foster : Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot.
Ursula : [talking into voice filter] Freeze motherfucker.
Foster : Oh, god, please don't shoot me. I'm naked.
Ursula : Drop your coat and grab your toes.
Foster : What?
Ursula : I'm gonna show you where the wild goos goes.
Foster : Uh, this isn't happening. I'm a police officer. Ursula, help.
Ursula : Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.
[Foster turns, sees Ursula is "holding him up"]
Ursula : [still talking into the voice filter] You don't have these at your station?
Foster : [grabs the voice filtrator, and speaks into it] I don't suppose you have a fresh pair of underwear I can borrow?
Ursula : I'm not sure you could fit into my panties.
Foster : You crapped on my heart.
Foster : Ain't so funny meow is it?
Captain O'Hagan : What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella?
Foster : You know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? No? This is basically a cheaper, Afgahni knockoff. It's this monkey that basically travels around the world, doing nasty things. His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh... no.
Rabbit : It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation!
Captain O'Hagan : The monkey has a butler? Great. Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?
Thorny : How the hell should I know?