Super Troopers (2001)
Marisa Coughlan: Ursula
Officer Smy : Ursula, what the fuck? There's no TP in the bathroom!
Ursula : What about the piece stuck to your shoe?
Officer Smy : What ABOUT the piece stuck to my shoe?
Officer Smy : SHIT!
Ursula : [Stifles a laugh]
Officer Smy : You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the extra effort.
Ursula : Oh why... did you want me to wipe your ass?
Officer Smy : [Flustered] That's not what I meant!
[With a pompous gesture]
Officer Smy : Well around MY house, my wife knows to refill the TP.
Ursula : I'm not your wife, Smy.
Officer Smy : No, and if you were, I'd take you down a peg or two.
Ursula : Oooooooh.
Ursula : [talking into voice filter] Freeze motherfucker.
Foster : Oh, god, please don't shoot me. I'm naked.
Ursula : Drop your coat and grab your toes.
Foster : What?
Ursula : I'm gonna show you where the wild goos goes.
Foster : Uh, this isn't happening. I'm a police officer. Ursula, help.
Ursula : Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.
[Foster turns, sees Ursula is "holding him up"]
Ursula : [still talking into the voice filter] You don't have these at your station?
Foster : [grabs the voice filtrator, and speaks into it] I don't suppose you have a fresh pair of underwear I can borrow?
Ursula : I'm not sure you could fit into my panties.