Super Troopers (2001) Poster

Marisa Coughlan: Ursula



  • Ursula : You're not going to tell anybody about this?

    Foster : I already told my mom.

  • Officer Smy : Ursula, what the fuck? There's no TP in the bathroom!

    Ursula : What about the piece stuck to your shoe?

    Officer Smy : What ABOUT the piece stuck to my shoe?

    [Looks down] 

    Officer Smy : SHIT!

    Ursula : [Stifles a laugh] 

    Officer Smy : You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the extra effort.

    Ursula : Oh why... did you want me to wipe your ass?

    Officer Smy : [Flustered]  That's not what I meant!

    [With a pompous gesture] 

    Officer Smy : Well around MY house, my wife knows to refill the TP.

    Ursula : I'm not your wife, Smy.

    Officer Smy : No, and if you were, I'd take you down a peg or two.

    Ursula : Oooooooh.

  • Ursula : [talking into voice filter]  Freeze motherfucker.

    Foster : Oh, god, please don't shoot me. I'm naked.

    Ursula : Drop your coat and grab your toes.

    Foster : What?

    Ursula : I'm gonna show you where the wild goos goes.

    Foster : Uh, this isn't happening. I'm a police officer. Ursula, help.

    Ursula : Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.

    [Foster turns, sees Ursula is "holding him up"] 

    Ursula : [still talking into the voice filter]  You don't have these at your station?

    Foster : [grabs the voice filtrator, and speaks into it]  I don't suppose you have a fresh pair of underwear I can borrow?

    Ursula : I'm not sure you could fit into my panties.

  • Officer Smy : [to Ursula]  If you were my wife, I'd take you down a peg or two.

    [to Foster] 

    Officer Smy : Hey douche bag.

    Foster : [to Ursula]  If you were my wife, I'd massage your feet 'til you fell asleep.

    Ursula : Nice try.

  • Foster : We could be like Cagney and Lacey.

    Ursula : Right. Except Cagney and Lacey were both women.


    Foster : I could be Lacey.

  • Thorny : I'll give you the fat guy for Foster. And uh, how about that stupid guy for Rabbit.

    Ursula : Well, you're going to have to be more specific, they're both kind of fat and stupid.

  • Foster : [Drunk]  Hey, so, Ursula, what's uh, what's goin' on?

    Ursula : Don't use that boyfriend voice with me.

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