2gether (2000 TV Movie)
Bob Buss: There are five basic types in every successful boyband: your rebel, your badboy:one. Your shy bashful type: two. Your reassuring older brother type: three. Your little guy, your dewey-eyed youngster: four, and five: your hearthrob, the one that holds it all together. He's the one with his eyes staring at you from the poster saying, "hold me, take care of me".
Jason "Q.T." McKnight: I liked being locked up in that room. But I wish there were girls in there. And there weren't enough sleeping bags, so then me and a girl would have to share one.
Bob Buss: Have you ever heard the phrase "too good to be true"? This kid is! His name is Jason McKnight, but they call him, "QT". (laughs)Oh I knew right away he could sing, the kid had looks and charisma, but what I did not know, was that he's also suffering from biliary thrombosis. That is a liver disease. That is a terminal illness. That is what we in the business call, "publicity bonanza"!
Bob Buss: [while doing interview rehearsals] Okay, QT, what's your favorite color?
Jason "Q.T." McKnight: Blue.
Bob Buss: Jerry?
Jerry O'Keefe: Blue.
Bob Buss: No! It can't be blue.
Jerry O'Keefe: But it's *always* been blue. It was blue, since before QT was born.
Bob Buss: You guys! There can't be any overlap! Let's say a girl picks up an issue of Teen Beat and there's an article with you guys. Her favorite color is green - but no one in 2gether likes green, ergo no one in 2gether likes *her*, ergo she does not matter as a human being!
Mickey: Mickey Parke has one ho and one ho only, and that's Mickey Parke!
Doug Linus: I can't be perfect every time out. I'm not Ozzy Osbourne!
Jason "Q.T." McKnight: For some reason, she thought I had chiggers, so she had to check me all over. ALL... OVER!
Mickey: Look at you, you ain't no gangster! You're all Mr. 2% Milk, Mr. Khaki Pants, Mr. Touched By An Angel. Get out my face!
Chad Linus: This one time I fit five dollars up my butt and, not to brag or nothing, but I bet I could fit way more up there. Way more! Easy!
Chad Linus: Everybody's talking about QT's problems. I was up there trapped in that fat guy suit literally suffocating to death, and I was still, STILL trying to contribute to the group by making as many laser noises as humanly possible.
Doug Linus: Well you gotta embrace your worthlesness. You know, just think about all the greatest losers throughout history: UPN, the metric system, Kevin Cosner...
Jerry O'Keefe: Wait a minute, why does he get all the gay fans? I mean I do ab crunches, I take care of my hair.
Doug Linus: You sold our stereo? That was worth way more than that stupid retainer!
Chad Linus: No way! That stereo was never in my mouth! Okay once, but only for a second!
Jerry O'Keefe: I made a commitment to you guys, and keeping a commitment is good manners. It's called the Axel Rose Rule.
Sea Doo Director: You're on the Sea Doo, on the water, having a good time.
Chad Linus: These things go on water?
Chad Linus: I know! What about Matchbox 20?
Jerry O'Keefe: Chad, there's already a Matchbox 20.
Chad Linus: Matchbox 30!