Debbie Rochon: Ms. Weiner
Ms. Weiner : [Upon seeing Tito reading a porn magazine while masturbating] Tito! What do you think you're doing young man?
Tito : Listen, bitch! Just because I'm a tard, doesn't mean you have to treat me like one. But because I'm "special", I don't think I'm ever going to get laid. So why can't I masturbate?