Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Richard Roxburgh: The Duke
The Duke : I don't like this ending...
Zidler : Don't like the ending, my dear Duke?
The Duke : Why should the courtesan chose the penniless sitar player over the maharajah who is offering her a lifetime of security? That's real love. Once the sitar player has satisfied his lust he will leave her with nothing. I suggest that the courtesan chose the maharajah.
Toulouse-Lautrec : But, but tell me, that ending does not uphold the Bohemian ideals of truth, beauty, freedom, and...
The Duke : [shouts] I don't care about your ridiculous dogma! Why shouldn't the courtesan chose the maharajah?
Christian : [shouts] Because she doesn't love you!... Him... Hi-him, she doesn't love... she doesn't love him.
The Duke : Oh, I see... Monsieur Zidler, the play will be rewritten with the courtesan choosing the maharajah and without the lovers' secret song. It will be rehearsed in the morning, ready for the opening tomorrow night...
Zidler : But, my dear Duke, that will be quite impossible.
Satine : Harold, the Duke is being treated appallingly. These silly writers let their imaginations run away with themselves. Why don't you and I have a little supper, and then we can tell Monsieur Zidler how we would like the story to end.
The Duke : You expect me to believe that scantily clad, in the arms of another man, in the middle of the night, inside an elephant you were rehearsing?
Cast of Spectacular, Spectacular : [singing] So exciting, we'll make them laugh, we'll make them cry. So delighting...
The Duke : And in the end, should someone die?
The Duke : It's not that I'm not a jealous man. I just don't like other people touching my things.
Christian : Mademaiselle Satine, I haven't quite finished writing that new scene. The "Will The Lovers Be Meeting at the Sitar Player's Humble Abode" scene. And I wondered if I could work on it with you later tonight.
The Duke : But, my dear, I've arranged a magnificent supper for us in the Gothic Tower.
Christian : It's not important. We could work on it tomorrow.
Satine : Oh, how dare you! It cannot wait until tomorrow. The "Lovers Will Be Meeting in the Sitar Player's Humble Abode" scene is the most important in the production. We will work on it tonight until I am completely satisfied.
The Duke : B-But my dear...
Satine : Dear Duke. Excuse me.
Christian : [smiles] I'm sorry.
The Duke : ...a little frog
The Duke : Generally I like it.