Tim: We've got two anniversaries. Daisy goes by the first time we kissed, I go by the first time we had sex.
Brian: So you had sex before you kissed?
Brian: I'm an Artist
Tim: What sort of thing?
Brian: Pain... Fear... Anger... Aggression...
Tim: That's a nice haircut.
Ex: I see you're still massacring yours with peroxide.
Brian: Don't ask her if she wants to talk about it.