Reindeer Games (2000)
Clarence Williams III: Merlin
[Gabriel kicks Rudy down on the ground]
Gabriel Mercer : So... You wanted a weapon, convict?
Rudy Duncan : [Gabriel pulls out a handgun and aims it down at Rudy] Ahh! No. Dont'! Ahh!
[Gabriel pulls the trigger repeatedly and shows Rudy it's a squirt gun]
Merlin : Well, now, look at what Santa's dwarves have brought you. What do you say to Santa's dwarves?
Rudy Duncan : It's elves. Santa's Elves.
Merlin : You say, thank you, motherfucker.
[Rudy and Gabriel talk about how they're going to pull off the robbery]
Rudy Duncan : I can tell you right now, going in there with A.K.s and ski masks ain't gonna do that.
Gabriel Mercer : [chuckles] Well, that part, Nick, was planned out the day I read your letters.
Rudy Duncan : Oh, yeah. What? we're all gonna dress up as cowboys?
Gabriel Mercer : No, no, not cowboys, Nick. Not on Christmas Eve.
[Gabriel and Merlin open a closet full of Santa Claus outfits]
Rudy Duncan : You gotta be kidding me.
Gabriel Mercer : Tis the season, convict.
Merlin : Ho... Ho, ho.
Merlin : Man, they got a shit load of cookies!