Galaxy Quest (1999) Poster


Robin Sachs: Sarris



  • Sarris : [Sarris believes that Nesmith plans to ram his ship]  Let me remind you, sonny: I am a general. If you are counting on me to blink, then you are making a deadly mistake.

    Jason Nesmith : Well, let me tell you something, Sarris: It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one. You're sweating.

    Sarris : You fool! You failed to realize that, with your armor gone, my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper.

    Jason Nesmith : And what you fail to realize is my ship... is dragging mines!

  • Jason Nesmith : Okay Gwen, put me back on with him.

    Gwen DeMarco : That's what I've been trying to tell you, Jason. You ARE back with him.

    Sarris : Perhaps I am not as stupid as I am ugly, commander!

    Jason Nesmith : [to Gwen]  I gave you the 'kill' gesture.

    Gwen DeMarco : No, you gave me the 'we're dead' signal. I was agreeing with you. Like I know where the 'hold' button is.

  • [Sarris forces Jason to tell Mathesar he's an actor on a TV show] 

    Jason Nesmith : Mathesar, there's no such person as Captain Taggart. My name is Jason Nesmith. I'm an actor. We're all actors.

    Sarris : He doesn't understand. Explain as you would a child.

    Jason Nesmith : We, uh, we pretended.

    [On Malthesar's blank look] 

    Jason Nesmith : We lied.

  • Sarris : How adorable. The actors are going to play war with me.

  • Jason Nesmith : [to Sarris on viewscreen]  Hello, Sarris. How you doing?

    Sarris : Better than my lieutenant.

    [holds up a severed head on a stick] 

  • Jason Nesmith : I'm not the commander!

    Sarris : What did you say?

    Jason Nesmith : I said I'm not the commander.

    Sarris : Explain.

  • Sarris : Release them... Into space.

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