Galaxy Quest (1999)
Enrico Colantoni: Mathesar
[Sarris forces Jason to tell Mathesar he's an actor on a TV show]
Jason Nesmith : I'm not a commander. There's no "National Space Exploration Administration." We don't have a ship.
Mathesar : [looking at TV screen] But there it is...
Jason Nesmith : [gesturing with his fingers] The ship is that big.
Mathesar : But inside, I see many rooms.
Jason Nesmith : You've seen plywood sets that look like the inside. Our beryllium sphere is... is wire with plaster around it. And our digital conveyor is... it's Christmas tree lights. It's a decoration. It's all fake. Just like me.
Mathesar : But why...?
Jason Nesmith : It's difficult to explain. On our planet, we, uh... we pretend to... to entertain. Mathesar, I am so sorry. God, I am so sorry.
Mathesar : We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes. Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite among the adventurous.