Galaxy Quest (1999) Poster


Tony Shalhoub: Fred Kwan



  • Sir Alexander Dane : Could they be the miners?

    Fred Kwan : Sure, they're like three years old.

    Sir Alexander Dane : MINERS, not MINORS.

    Fred Kwan : You lost me.

  • Guy Fleegman : HEY! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!

    [Guy holds his breath. Kwan sniffs the air and shrugs] 

    Fred Kwan : Seems okay.

  • Sir Alexander Dane : I played Richard III.

    Fred Kwan : Five curtain calls...

    Sir Alexander Dane : There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me! I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time.

  • [On traveling through space in a pod] 

    Fred Kwan : That was a hell of a thing.

  • Fred Kwan : Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that, the reactors won't take it; the ship is breaking apart and all that... Just FYI.

  • Gwen DeMarco : Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my BOOBS and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.

    Fred Kwan : You were... the umm, wait a minute, I'll think of it...

    Gwen DeMarco : I repeated the computer, Fred.

  • Guy Fleegman : I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.

    Fred Kwan : Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that?

    Guy Fleegman : Plucky?

  • [after blowing two of Sarris' men out the airlock] 

    Fred Kwan : Sorry, I was - door was a little sticky. Did you see that? I'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD-40.

  • Fred Kwan : It's the simple things in life you treasure.

  • [first lines] 

    Laredo : Exiting the time knot now, Sir.

    Tech Sgt. Chen : We're alive.

    Laredo : We made it, Commander. We made it.

    Dr. Lazarus : By Grabthar's hammer, we live to tell the tale.

    Voice of Computer : Systems registering functional.

    Lt. Tawny Madison : All systems are working, Commander.

    Commander Peter Quincy Taggart : I don't like it. It was too easy.

    Laredo : Wait. Oh, no! They're everywhere. There are time knots opening everywhere.

    Lt. Tawny Madison : A trap!

    Dr. Lazarus : We're surrounded, Commander.

    [crew screaming as the ship is hit] 

    Tech Sgt. Chen : It's a core meltdown, sir. It can't be stopped.

    Dr. Lazarus : Surrender may be our only option.

    Commander Peter Quincy Taggart : No! Never give up, never surrender.

    Laredo : Your orders, sir?


    Laredo : Sir, your orders?

    Commander Peter Quincy Taggart : Activate the Omega 13.

    [?to be continued? appears on the screen] 

  • Fred Kwan : Hey, Commander. Listen, we found some beryllium on a nearby planet. And we might be able to get there if we reconfigure the solar matrix in parallel for endothermic propulsion. What'd'ya think?

    Jason Nesmith : We'll do that!

    Guy Fleegman : All right!

    Fred Kwan : [to his engineering team]  That's right again. That's... come on, group hug.

  • Fred Kwan : Wow, the floors are so clean.

  • Fred Kwan : [Trying to work the matter-transmitter]  So what do we test it on?

    Tommy Webber : [Sees Taggart, on the monitor, grappling with Grignak on the Berillium-Sphere planet]  How about that Pig-Lizard?

  • Fred Kwan : Sorry, the door was a little sticky. Did you see that. I'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD-40.

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