Casper Meets Wendy (1998 Video)
The Oracle: Attention, please listen, here is the latest: Desmond is now gone and Wendy is the greatest!
Geri: Her? She's the greatest witch?
The Oracle: She has done something no other can boast; This little witch befriended a ghost. So Wendy is the greatest, it is her I select. Someday she'll be queen, so show some respect!
Geri: Go Wendy!
Gabby: We always knew you had it in you!
Fanny: Yeah! Wendy for president!
Wendy: I have no friends, none, and my family treats me like sludge.
Voice of Casper: I hear that.
Wendy: And then you come along and I finally feel like I'm somebody... But I'm supposed to hate you. It doesn't make any sense. But we still are friends, right?
Voice of Casper: Wendy, friends doesn't even come close to describing how I feel.
Voice of Casper: Yeah?
Wendy: I know this is gonna sound really lame and all, but this has been the best day of my life!
Voice of Casper: Me too! Well, except for the life part.
[Wendy's aunts are mixing a potion]
Geri: Did you put in enough belladonna?
Gabby: Speaking of belladonna, I knew one. A Donna, that is. She had two kids, so I guess that makes her a MA-Donna! Get it? Madonna?
Gabby: Oh, all right. I'll shut up.
Wendy: They were fast but I was faster / Paint these ghosts with a coat of plaster.
Voice of Fatso: The only good fleshie is a scared fleshie!
Voice of Casper: But why do you scare them?
Voice of Fatso: 'Cause they can't scare back.
Voice of Stinky: Uhh... except for witches.
Voice of Casper: What's wrong with witches?
Voice of Stretch: Wake up and smell the coffin! Witches are fleshies with power! Now go unpack the stuff, washcloth!
Voice of Casper: Geez, Louise, what a buncha grumps.
[sadly floats out the door]
Voice of Stretch: Ahh, this is the afterlife.
Voice of Fatso: Zzzz...
Voice of Casper: [comes back in through the door, shouts] Witches!
Wendy: If my aunts find out I'm friends with a ghost, they'll throw a witchy fit and I won't get to see you any more.
Voice of Casper: And my uncles say no self-respecting ghost would talk to a nasty, snaggle-toothed, wart-ridden, hagged out...
Voice of Casper: Sorry.
[Human Stinky sneezes all over a lady]
Lady: Oh! You're disgusting!
Human Stinky: Sorry, Lady. Didn't know... snot polite.
Voice of Casper: You're late.
Wendy: My aunts locked me in! Ever crawl through a bathroom window?
Voice of Casper: No knees, remember?
[the trio has possessed three human guys and have noticed Wendy's aunts]
Voice of Stretch: Maybe it's just this body, but those chicks look extra-crispy.
Wendy: Mornings would be better if they happened in the afternoon.