Kathleen Freeman: Old Woman
Old Woman : [watching Shrek fight] The chair! Give him the chair!
Captain of Guards : What have you got?
Old Woman : Well, I have a talking donkey.
Captain of Guards : Really? Well, that's good for ten shillings... if you can prove it.
Old Woman : Go ahead, little fella.
[Donkey says nothing]
Captain of Guards : Well?
Old Woman : He's just a little nervous. He's really quite the chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt...
Captain of Guards : That's it, I've heard enough. Guards?
Old Woman : No, no! He talks. He does...
[moves Donkey's mouth while trying to throw her voice]
Old Woman : I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.
Captain of Guards : Get her out of my sight!