Toy Story 2 (1999)
Emperor Zurg: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. *I* have won.
Buzz Lightyear #2: I'll never give in. You killed my father!
Emperor Zurg: No, Buzz. I *am* your father!
Buzz Lightyear #2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jessie: You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.
Bo Peep: This is for Woody, when you find him.
[She gives Buzz a long kiss]
Buzz Lightyear: [cough] Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.
Rex: [gasps] What're we gonna do, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Use your head!
[the toys use Rex as a battering ram in the next shot]
Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!
[last spoken lines]
Buzz Lightyear: You still worried?
Woody: About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts.
Buzz Lightyear: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
Woody: Besides, when it all ends I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company - for infinity and beyond.
Woody: Look Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's...
Jessie: Let me guess. Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you.
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
Woody: [the Prospector's true colours have been revealed] Wait a minute, you turned on the TV last night, not Jessie.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Look, we have an eternity to spend at the museum together. Let's not start by pulling fingers, shall we?
Woody: You really ARE Stinky Pete, aren't you?
Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Fair? I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
[Throws his box back into his display case]
Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just need to *believe* in yourself!
Emperor Zurg: [Points his blaster at Buzz #2 set at the highest level] Prepare to die!
Rex: Aah! I can't look!
[as Rex turns he accidentally knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail]
Emperor Zurg: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Rex: I did it; I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [forlornly reaching down toward the abyss] Father.
Buzz Lightyear: Good work, men. Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go.
Mr. Potato Head: What?
Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear: Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
Buzz Lightyear: No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring *that* up!
Buzz Lightyear: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!
Woody: [Seeing a human boy hugging him on the TV, playing a guitar, on the set of "Woody's Roundup"] What am I doing? Buzz!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Woody, where are you going?
Woody: You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world.
[Runs to the heat duct]
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go.
Woody: Nah, Buzz.
Woody: I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They *need* me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You - are - a *toy*!
Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me.
Buzz Lightyear: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him.
Woody: Well, you wasted your time.
Buzz Lightyear: [after spotting the Al's Toy Barn commercial] Now, Etch.
[Etch draws up what's shown on the TV]
Buzz Lightyear: *That's* where I need to go.
Rex: You can't go, Buzz. You'll never make it there.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: [to Woody just as he's about to leave back to Andy's through the heat duct after removing the screw and opening it] How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.
Woody: [pets Bullseye, then suddenly decides to stay] Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?
[Closes the heat duct and turns to Jessie at the window, smiling]
[the road leading to Al's Toy Barn on the other side has a tonne of Traffic in the way of the Toys]
Rex: Oh well, we tried.
Buzz Lightyear: [Holds onto Rex's tail] We'll have to cross.
Mr. Potato Head: You're not turning me into a Mashed Potato.
Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
Buzz Lightyear: There must be a safe way.
Rex: [as Al breaks into the box that Andy's Mom locked Woody into] I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?
Al McWiggin: [on the phone as he starts packing] To overnight, 6 packages to Japan is how much? What? That's in yen, right? DOLLARS?'! Oh, you are deliberately takin' advantage of people in a hurry! You know that?'!
Al McWiggin: [to Geri the Cleaner whilst he's fixing Woody's arm] So, uh, how long is this gonna take?
Geri the Cleaner: Ya can't rush art.
Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody: [lamely] They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
Buzz Lightyear: Yes, yes. Of course.
[right when the Prospector is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct]
Woody: You're outta your box!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
[Taps his pickaxe onto the remote, turning off the TV]
Alien toys: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mrs. Potato Head: You saved their lives? My hero! They're so adorable. Let's adopt them!
Alien toys: [Gathering around Mr. Potato Head] Daddy!
[Buzz holds up his boot to the other toys, with Andy's Name underneath it, proving to them that he's their Buzz]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Closing his helmet] Will somebody *please* explain what's going on?
Buzz Lightyear: It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546.
Buzz Lightyear #2: [gasps] You mean it's a...?
Buzz Lightyear: Yes.
Buzz Lightyear #2: And he's a...?
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, yeah.
[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Your Majesty.
Woody: [Jessie shuts off the TV as the "Woody's Roundup" episode ends] Hey, w-wait, What happened? What happens next? Come on, let's see the next episode!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: That's it.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: The show was cancelled after that.
[Flips his Box round, no longer facing the TV]
Woody: Wait, wait, wait. What about the gold mine and... and the cute little critters and the dynamite? That was a great show! I mean, why cancel it?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Two words: Sput-nik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys.
Woody: I know how that feels.
[Woody flings his pull string onto a point onto the upper point of the nearby wheel of the plane he and Jessie are hanging off like a lasso, and comes up with an idea]
Woody: Jessie, let go of the plane!
Jessie: What? Are you crazy?
Woody: Just pretend it's the final episode of "Woody's Roundup"!
Jessie: But it was cancelled! We never saw if you made it!
Woody: Well, then, let's find out together!
[Both let go, swing like a rope, and land atop Bullseye, still galloping after them down the runway with Buzz]
Mr. Potato Head: [From under Andy's bed sheets] I found it.
Woody: You found my hat?
Mr. Potato Head: Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring.
[singsong to Mrs. Potato Head]
Mr. Potato Head: Oh my little sweet potato!
Mrs. Potato Head: [turning around fast] Ooh, you found it! Ohh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house.
[Potato Head has saved some alien toys]
Alien toys: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mr. Potato Head: Will you just leave me alone?
Mr. Potato Head: Prepare to meet
Mr. Potato Head: [he accidentally sticks his extra pair of shoes on his face and runs into a wall] Mr. Angry Eyes! Argh argh!
Jessie: You callin' me a liar?
Woody: Well, if the boot fits.
Jessie: Say that again.
Woody: [slowly enunciating] If the boot-tah fits!
[At the beginning of the movie, Rex just lost a Buzz Lightyear vs. Emperor Zurg game, right when nearly winning]
Rex: No, no, no, no.
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, you almost had him.
Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear: Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time!
[gestures those buttons]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Idiots! Children destroy toys. You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting in some landfill!
Woody: [staring at The Prospector in the eyes, then chucking his chin] Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime.
[points to something off screen]
Woody: Right over there, guys!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: No, no, noooooooo!
[the scene changes to show a Barbie backpack come out of the baggage room with the Prospector sitting in the netting in front]
Amy: [offscreen] Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.
[Amy grabs her backpack and puts her Barbie doll in. The doll's head is facing to the left of the screen]
Barbie: Hi, you'll like Amy.
[Turns her face to reveal a bunch of make up on her cheek; The Prospector gasps]
Barbie: She's an artist!
Hamm: Excuse me, ladies, but could any of you tell us where we might the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
Tour guide Barbie: I can help!
[slides down the slide and into the toy car]
Tour guide Barbie: I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories in the car, and no flash photography. Thank you.
Mr. Potato Head: I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Hamm: [Hopping into the front seat of the car] Then make way for the single fellas.
Al McWiggin: [sadly] Welcome to Al's Toy Barn. We've got the lowest prices in town. Everything for a buck-buck-buck.
Jessie: Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!
Mrs. Potato Head: [to Mr. Potato Head] I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes, and your *angry* eyes, just in case.
Woody: [yelling through the heat duct, which the Prospector just put the screw back on, stopping it from being opened] Help! Buzz! Guys!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: It's too late, Woody! That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space toys.
[Closes the lid to his box]
[Woody's arm is ripped by the Prospector with his pickaxe]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Your choice, Woody. You can go to Japan together or in pieces. If he fixed you once, he can fix ya again. Now get in the box!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Fine!
[the Prospector prepares to sever Woody's arm off completely, when Buzz suddenly returns with the others, stunning the Prospector with the cameras they'd found in another suitcase earlier]
[Woody explains his newfound past to his old friends]
Woody: Oh, you should have seen it. There was a record player. And a yo-yo. Buzz, I was a yo-yo!
Mr. Potato Head: [to Hamm] WAS?
Mr. Potato Head: [as he and the Other Toys walk through the bushes] Can we stop? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?
Mr. Potato Head: Not everybody.
Buzz Lightyear: Who's behind?
Slinky Dog: Mine...
[Slinky Dog's back half catches up with the group]
[the toys are trying to find a way to enter Al's apartment building]
Mr. Potato Head: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? With fries and a hotdog?
Rex: What about me?
Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.
[Standing ontop of the Prospector's Box, staring him in the eyes]
Hamm: You heard of Kung Fu? Well get ready for pork chop.
Buzz Lightyear: Uh, ma - ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go.
Jessie: [brings him back] Well aren't you just the sweetest space toy I ever did meet!
Slinky Dog: [the Toys are searching for Woody down one of the aisles] We've been down this aisle already.
Mr. Potato Head: We haven't been down this aisle, it's pink.
Slinky Dog: Face it, we're lost.
[Hamm's cork has popped out and there is change all over the sidewalk]
Hamm: All right, nobody look till I get my cork back in.
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Watching the elevator Al went into go up] Blast, he's at Level 23.
Slinky Dog: How are we gonna get up there?
Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.
Buzz Lightyear: [looking at another toy of himself] Am I really that fat?
Woody: Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.
Buzz Lightyear: [Having figured out the Liscence Plate with the help of Mr. Spell] Etch, Draw that man in a Chicken Suit.
[Etch redraws the picture of Al holding Woody wearing a Chicken Suit, which bears a Striking Resemblance to the Chicken Mascot from the Al's Toy Barn Commercial]
Rex: [Surprised] It's the chicken man!
Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy!
Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.
Slinky Dog: Pardon me, gentlemen, but have either of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: [politely] Why, no. I haven't.
Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: [yelling] Hey, he was talkin' to me!
Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: No, he was talkin' to me!
Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: Why, you! I'll...!
[they both fight until the red robot's head pops up]
Woody: [Woody's arm finally rips completely off] Aaaahhh! It's gone! I can't believe it! My arm is completely gone!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: All right. Come here. Come on. Let me see that. Oh, it's just a popped seam. Easily repaired! You should consider yourself lucky.
Woody: Lucky? Are you shrink-wrapped? I am missing my ARM!
Jessie: Big deal!
[shoots a plunger onto a cardboard display of Woody]
Jessie: Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.
[Woody goes to the yard sale with the help of Buster, Andy's dog, to rescue Wheezy]
Mr. Potato Head: Where is he going? He's nuts!
Slinky Dog: His arm ain't that bad.
Rex: [yells] Don't do it, Woody! We love yooooou!
Buzz Lightyear: Buzz, are you coming?
Buzz Lightyear #2: No, I... I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad.
[Buzz throws the ball back to Zurg; it hits him on the head]
Emperor Zurg: Good throw, son. That's my boy! Go long, Buzzy!
[throws Buzz #2 another ball]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!
Buzz Lightyear: Farewell!
Alien toys: [Inside the Pizza Planet Truck] Ooooh! Strangers! From the outside!
Buzz Lightyear: [groans] Oh, no!
Rex: [as the Traffic Lights up ahead turn red, forcing Al to stop] He's at a Red Light. We can catch him.
Buzz Lightyear: Natural Power Slink!
[Slinky hits the Gas Peddle, but the car doesn't start]
Rex: [the Lights turn green, allowing Al to continue driving off] Ah! They've turned green, hurry!
Buzz Lightyear: Why won't it go?
Alien toys: [Referring to the gear knob] Use the Wand of Power.
[Mr. Potato Head pulls the handle, starting up the car]
[Buzz #2 and the other toys tries to get Woody back home]
Buzz Lightyear: Hold it right there!
Buzz Lightyear #2: You again?
Buzz Lightyear: Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.
Woody: Buzz, what is going on?
Buzz Lightyear #2: [throws Woody onto the floor] Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.
Buzz Lightyear: No, *I'm* Buzz Lightyear.
Buzz Lightyear #2: [arguing with Buzz #1] *I'm* Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear: *I* am Buzz Lightyear!
Woody: So, who's the *real* Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Don't let this imposter fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move.
[Buzz opens up Buzz #2's helmet, leaving him to choke on the "Toxic Air" around him]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Oh no, they've detected us, the walls are closing in!
[grabs Mr. Potato head and mounts him aganist the celing of the vent]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Quick, help me prop up Vegetable man here or we're done for!
Mr. Potato Head: Hey! Put me down you moron!
Rex: Look, guys, it's not the walls, it's the elevator.
[the elevator further down the shaft arrives at the bottom]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Looking up, it's quite a way] Quick grab on.
[Buzz #2 draws out a rope from his Utility Belt, tossing it to the other toys, and activates 2 Suction Magnets from the sides. He then starts climbing up at the side of the shaft]
Hamm: Uh Buzz? Why not just take the Elevator?
Buzz Lightyear #2: They'll be expecting that.
[Woody is asking the Roundup gang to come back to Andy's with him]
Woody: Bullseye, are you with me?
[Bullseye licks him like a dog]
Woody: Ah! Okay! Good boy.
[walks toward Prospector's box]
Woody: Prospector, how 'bout you?
[turns box around]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: [talking to two Barbie dolls] ... And so you two are absolutey identical?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: You know, I'm sure I could get you a part in Toy Story 3.
[notices the camera crew filming]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: I'm sorry, are we back? Oh! All right, girls. Lovely talking with you -
[pushes box door open]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: - yes, any time you'd like some tips on acting I'd be glad to chat with you. Alright, off you go, then.
Andy's Mom: Andy, honey, come on! Five minutes and we're leaving.
Andy: Five minutes? Hmm...
[cut to a setup Andy has made for a quick playtime]
Andy: [as Bo Peep] Help, help, somebody help me!
Andy: Let her go, evil Doctor Pork Chop!
[as Hamm or Dr. Pork Chop]
Andy: Nevar! You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die? Shark? Or death by monkeys?
[Andy picks up some of the "monkeys-in-a-barrel"]
Andy: Ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah!
Andy: I choose Buzz Lightyear!
[Andy grabs RC's remote, puts Buzz on top and speeds him towards Hamm]
Andy: [as Hamm] What? That's not a choice!
[RC flies through the air and knocks Hamm off the Bucket O' Soldiers]
Andy: [as Buzz] To infinity and beyond!
[Hamm falls off and coins clatter on the floor]
Andy: [as Woody] I'll save you, Miss Peep!
[as Bo Peep]
Andy: My hero! Mwa mwa mwa mwa!
[he has her kiss him]
Andy: [as Woody] Thanks, Buzz!
Andy: No problem, buddy!
[he links their arms]
Andy: You should never tangle with the unstoppable duo of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!
[Andy pulls too hard and Buzz's arm makes Woody's tear slightly at the shoulder]
Andy: Oh no!
Andy's Mom: Andy? Let's go! Molly's already in her car seat!
Andy: But Mom, Woody's arm ripped!
Andy's Mom: Oh no! Well maybe we can fix him on the way.
Andy: Nah, just leave him.
Andy's Mom: I'm sorry, honey, but you know, toys don't last forever.
[deleted scene, on a set of leaves]
Flik the Ant: Isn't this exciting Heimlich. Our first day of shooting.
Heimlich the Caterpillar: Oh yeah yeah. It's so exciting.
Flik the Ant: You know, I can't believe that you talked them into making A Bug's Life 2.
Heimlich the Caterpillar: [laughs] I can hardly believe it also. There's a little tenny tiny thing I forgot to tell you.
Flik the Ant: What's that Heimlich?
Heimlich the Caterpillar: Well you know, it's a 2 Movie, but it's not A Bug's Life 2.
Flik the Ant: Huh, I don't understand, what is it then?
Unknown Offscreen Character: [Camera zooms out] And Action!
[Buzz walking through chops down each of the branches, including the one with Flik and Heimlich on]
[in "Woody's Roundup", Jessie is trying to extinguish a dynamite fuse]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: You're fannin' the flames, Jessie. It takes brains to put out that fire.
[sits on the fuse, then immediately jumps right back up]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Yeow! My biscuits are burnin'!
[Woody, Buzz, Jessie, and Bullseye are celebrating their escape when another plane comes in only a few inches over them]
Woody: Let's... go home.
Emperor Zurg: [In Video Game] So, we meet again Buzz Lightyear, for the last time!
Buzz Lightyear: Not today, Zurg!
[Zurg fires at Buzz, whose reflecting Zurg's attacks with a Metalic Shield]
Emperor Zurg: [after having been hit by the shield Buzz threw at him] Aah!
[Zurg fires at Buzz as he jumps over. Just as Buzz is about to fire his laser, Zurg finishes him off, leaving only his lower half to remain]
[Rex is Channel-surfing at a Slow Pace to find the Al's Toy Barn commercial]
Rex: I can't find it. It doesn't seem to be on any of these stations.
Hamm: Oh you're going too slow, let me do the job.
[Hamm starts Channel-surfing at a Breathtaking Speed]
Rex: It's too fast. How can you even tell what's on?
Hamm: I can tell.
[Hamm just skips right past the Al's Toy Barn commercial]
Rex: Go back, go back, you missed it!
Hamm: Too late, I'm in the 40's, gotta go around the horn!
[the toys spot the Al's Toy Barn commercial, prompting Hamm to stop]
[On "Woody's Roundup", Jessie's animal friends run to Woody to come to her and Stinky Pete's rescue]
Rabbit: [incoherent chatter]
Woody: What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
[Buzz is driving a pizza truck; Hamm is reading the owner's manual]
Ham: I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage.
[Buster the dog is barking and trying to leave Andy's room]
Slinky: Ah, this fella says he needs to go out back for a little private time?
Jessie: That critter needs help!
[Yodels, jumps onto the small car track, and lands onto the door handle to Andy's room, opening it to let Buster out]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Holding Buzz against the glass after he snuck into his display, and talking to his "Mission Log"] Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. I have an AWOL Space Ranger.
Buzz Lightyear: Tell me I wasn't this deluded...
Buzz Lightyear #2: Don't back talk! I have a laser, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Buzz Lightyear: You mean a laser that's really a lightbulb?
[Buzz #2's lightbulb blinks, then he jumps up onto a Small Cardboard Moon above]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Has your mind been melted? You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say, "traitor?"
Buzz Lightyear: I don't have time for this...
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Holding his "laser" directly at Buzz as he walks away] Halt! I order you to halt.
[Buzz and Slinky are going after Woody's Suitcase at the Airport. Slinky's back legs get caught at the handle of another suitcase taking him in a different conveyor belt away from Buzz]
Slinky Dog: Buzz, Buzz! My backend's going to Baton Rouge!
[Gets pulled away off screen]
Buzz Lightyear: Slinky!
Hamm: [the toys are climbing up an elevator shaft. Some coins fall out of Hamm's stomach opening] Uh oh. Look out below down there.
Slinky Dog: [They hit Slinky in the face] Whoa, Pork bellies are falling.
Mr. Potato Head: [Lands on one of Mr. Potato Head's eyes, which he manages to flick off easily] Hey, how much farther Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Half way, there.
Rex: [Rex is running to catch up with the toy car Barbie is driving] Hey, wait up! Hey! come on! Slow down! Dinosaur overboaaaaard!
[he trips and falls face first into the backseat]
Tour guide Barbie: Remain seated, please. Permanecer sentados, por favor.
[the toys have just arrived at the airport in the Pizza Planet truck, and parked against the pavement]
Rex: Guys, we can't park here; it's a white zone.
Woody: I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
Buzz Lightyear: To do what Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.
[Buzz closes the heat duct behind him as he and the other toys leave sadly, and the Rest of the Roundup Gang approach Woody]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Good going Woody. I thought they'd never leave.
Hamm: All right, let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped.
[Etch-A-Sketch draws Woody]
Hamm: Exhibit B, a composide sketch of the kidnapper.
[Etch-A-Sketch draws Al with a long beard]
Bo Peep: He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm: Fine. Uh, Etch, give him a shave.
[Etch-A-Sketch redraws Al without a beard]
Slinky Dog: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky.
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, let's just go straight to Exhibit F! The kidnapper's vehicle.
[Refers to their toy reconstruction of the driveway]
Mr. Potato Head: Now the vehicle fled the scene in this direction.
[pushes a toy car to the left]
Hamm: Oh, your parts are in backwards! It went the other way!
[pushes the toy car right]
Hamm: Hey, put a cork in it!
[Rex walks through, destroying their model]
Rex: Hey, how do you spell F-B-I?
Mr. Potato Head: My crime scene!
Hamm: Hey, watch where you're going, Godspilla!
Rex: I didn't know this was a crime scene!
Buzz Lightyear: Woody you're in Danger here, we need to leave now.
Rex: Al's selling you to a Toy Museum, in Japan.
Woody: I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
Mr. Potato Head: [Shocked] What? Are you crazy?
Woody: Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my - round-up gang.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, what are you talking about?
Woody: What am I talking about? "Woody's Round-Up"! Oh, it's this great old T.V. show, and I was the star.
[turns on T.V. and "Woody's Round-Up" video starts playing]
Woody: See, look, that's me!
Hamm: This is weirdin' me out.
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Rex having pushed the Other Toys down due to slipping, causes Buzz #2's weight to give in] What was I thinking? My Anti-gravity servos
[Presses the button on his Utility Belt, lighting it up, unaware that he's just a toy]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Hang tight everyone, I'm going to let go of the wall.
[the other toys all look up at him shocked]
Slinky Dog: Huh?
Mr. Potato Head: He wouldn't!
Buzz Lightyear #2: One!
Hamm: He would.
Buzz Lightyear #2: Three!
[he lets go of the wall and they all land on the elevator, which is coming up the shaft]
Buzz Lightyear #2: To infinity and beyond! Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity.
[Turns off Belt]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [gets off the elevator into the vent] Area secure.
Buzz Lightyear #2: It's OK troops, the antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now, let's move!
Mr. Potato Head: Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.
Jessie: [after successfully making it off the Plane heading to Japan] We did it. That was definitely Woody's finest hour!
[in the cargo hold of the plane to go to Japan, Woody finds Jessie rolled up in a corner of the green case]
Woody: [deep voice] Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe you're on the wrong flight.
Jessie: [Hugs Woody] Woody.
Woody: Come on Jessie. It's time to take you home.
Jessie: But, what if Andy doesn't like me.
Woody: Oh sure, Andy will love you. Besides, he's got a Little Sister.
Jessie: He does? Why didn't you say so?
Rex: [as Al drives off] How are we gonna get him now?
Mr. Potato Head: Pizza, anyone?
[camera pans to reveal the Pizza Planet delivery truck]
Buzz Lightyear: [landing on Zurg's planet in the Buzz Lightyear Video Game] Buzz Lightyear to mission log: All signs point to this planet as location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere...
Emperor Zurg: [referring to Buzz as he pulls back on a lever during the Video Game] Come to me, my prey...
[In Woody's dream, Andy came home from the cowboy camp. Woody then yells at the other toys that Andy's back. The toys ran back to their places. Andy ran up to his bedroom, riding on his stick with a horse head on. He then sees Woody]
Andy: Hey, Woody! Did you miss me?
[Takes Woody and plays with him]
Andy: Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, ridin' cowboy!
[notices Woody's broken arm]
Andy: [depressed] Ohh, I forgot, you're broken. I don't wanna play with you anymore.
[In slow motion, Andy drops Woody on the cards. Woody fell through the cards and into the trash can. Woody then got scared in the trash can and the arms and hands reaches out to grab him. Woody then wails for Andy]
Woody: No, Andy, no, no, Andy, no!
Woody: Andy. Andy.
[the silhouette of Andy came and looks at Woody]
Andy: [echo] Byyyyyyyyyyyyyye, Woodyyyyyyyyy.
Woody: No, no! ANDY!
[Andy closes lid and Woody's nightmare ends. Woody wakes up, screaming, and sees his broken arm tangled around his neck]
[Geri the cleaner arrives outside the door of Al's apartment, ready to give Woody a polish and re-attach his arm]
Al McWiggin: Thank goodness you're here!
Geri the Cleaner: Is the specimen ready for cleaning?
[Buzz is trying to figure out the vehicle's owner that stole Woody, by trying to see what the License Plate means, as well as the Plastic Feathers that fell out of the boot]
Mr. Potato Head: What are you doing Buzz?
Al McWiggin: [to Woody, now placed into a Display Case] You, my little cowboy friend, are gonna make me big buck-buck-bucks!
[laughs, and walks out the door]
Woody's Roundup Announcer: [At the end of a Woody's Roundup Episode that the Roundup Gang had been watching] Will Woody and Bullseye land to safety? Can they reach Jessie and Stinky Pete in time? Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion: "Woody's Finest Hour"!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: [Woody and Jessie have gotten into a fight over who turned the TV on, waking up Al in the process who'd been holding onto Woody's severed arm] Jessie, Woody, stop this at once!
[gasps as he and his box tip over face down, then Jessie and Bullseye push it up again]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: I don't know how that television turned on. But fighting about it isn't helping anything.
Woody: [angrily] If I had both my arms...
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Well the fact is, you don't, Woody. So I suggest you just wait till morning. The cleaner will come, fix your arm...
Woody: And then I'm outta here!
Woody: Oh, no, no, Bullseye, don't take it that way. It's just that Andy...
Jessie: [pets Bullseye and walks away] Andy, Andy, Andy. That's all he ever talks about.
[Woody shows his boot to the rest of the Roundup Gang, with Andy's name on it, much to their shock]
Jessie: [panicking to herself] No, can't go. I can't do storage again, I just can't! I won't go back in the dark!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: [Confrontingly] Jessie, Jessie.
Woody: What's the matter? What's wrong with her?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Well, we've been waiting in storage for a long time waiting for you.
Woody: Why me?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: The museum's only interested in the collection if *you're* in it, Woody. Without you, we go back into storage. It's that simple.
Jessie: [Frustrated] It's not fair! How can you do this to us?
Woody: Hey look, I'm sorry, but this is all a big mistake. See, I was in this yard sale and...
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Yard sale? Why were you in a yard sale if you have an owner?
Woody: Well, I wasn't supposed to be there. I was trying to save another toy when...
Stinky Pete the Prospector: [Noticing Woody's torn arm] Was it because you're damaged? Hmm? Did this Andy break you?
Woody: Yes, but... No, no, no, no, no! It was... was an accident. I mean...
Jessie: [Unamused] Sounds like he *really* loves you.
Woody: It's not like that, okay? And I'm not going to any museum!
Jessie: Well, I'm not going back into *storage*!
Woody: [after having met the Rest of the Roundup Gang in Al's Apartment] OK I'm officially freaked out now.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: [as the Roundup Gang walk over to Woody] Oh we've waited Countless Years for this day! It's good to see you Woody.
Woody: Listen, I don't know what... hey! How do you you know my name?
Jessie: Everyone knows your name, *Woody*.
[Woody pauses for a moment]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Why you don't know who you are! Bullseye?
[Bullseye turns up the lights, revealing an entire set of Woody's Roundup Brands with Woody on them. Woody glances at them in amazement]
[Al had just taken a number of pictures of Woody and the Rest of the Roundup Gang, smiling to himself, and gets a phone call]
Al McWiggin: [On the Phone] Yeah what? Oh, Mr. Konishi. I have the pictures right here.
Al McWiggin: [Walking to the door, lying] In fact I'm in the car right now, on my way to the office to fax them to you. I'm going through a tunnel. I'm breaking up.
[Whilst the toys search the Woody on Al's Office, unaware that he's not really there and in Al's Apartment, Al enters talking on the phone and walking over to the Fax Machine]
Slinky Dog: [Whispering] It's him.
Hamm: The Chicken Man.
Buzz Lightyear #2: Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
Slinky Dog: That's the Kidnapper alright.
Buzz Lightyear #2: Kidnapper, an Agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
Al McWiggin: [Putting a photo of Woody through the Fax Machine] And the Piece de Resistance. I promise the Collection will be the Crown Jewel of your Museum.
[the photo pops out the Fax Machine through the other side, landing on the floor where the toys hid]
Slinky Dog: It's Woody
Al McWiggin: Now that I have your attention, imagine we added another Zero to the price, huh? What?
Al McWiggin: [Overjoyed] Yes? Yes! You've got yourself a deal! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
Mr. Potato Head: [Shocked] He's selling Woody to a Toy Museum.
Rex: In *Japan*.
[the toys all jump into Al's Bag]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Into the Poultry Man's Cargo Unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move, move, move!
[Rex's tail hangs out of the bag, Al picks it up and laughs]
Al McWiggin: [Cheering to himself] I'm gonna be rich! Rich! Rich!
[Al arrives back at his penthouse, but leaves his bag with the Toys in the car]
Rex: He didn't take the bag!
Buzz Lightyear #2: No time to lose!
[Buzz #2 struggles to open the locked door handle, and watches Al head to the Elevator]
Buzz Lightyear #2: He's Ascending in a Verticle Transporter.
[Jumps back onto the Car Seat and opens up his wings, hanging onto Rex and Mr. Potato Head, not knowing that he's just a toy]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Alright everyone, Hang on! We're gonna blast to the roof!
Rex: Uh, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: To Infinity, and Beyond!
[Nothing happens, Buzz #2 remains standing firm]
Mr. Potato Head: What are you, insane?
[Runs over to the Car Lock, with Rex giving him a boost]
Mr. Potato Head: Stand still Godzilla.
[Strains to lift the lock with his weak arms]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Confused, but still doesn't know the truth] I don't understand. Somehow my Fuel cells have gone dry...
[Leans against the Electric Window Switch, which successfully pops open the lock that Mr. Potato Head is still struggling to pull open]
Mr. Potato Head: Aaaah!
[Mr. Potato Head having had his arms pulled off in the process bounces backwards and lands upside in the Cup Holder]
Woody: [Whilst Gazing at the Woody's Roundup Collection in Al's Apartment] Hey, what's this?
[Presses the Gun Styled Boot, sending out a Toy Snake, which reminds Woody of one of his voice box messages]
Woody: [laughs] I get it. There's a Snake in my Boot!
[the Toys have successfully made it across the road wearing Rubber Cones, but have caused a number of Car Crashes]
Mr. Potato Head: [Throwing the Cone off him] Well that went well.
[the Large Rolling Cyllinder that almost crushed him continues rolling forward, and knocks down a Lampost]
Buzz Lightyear: Good work Gentleman. We're getting much closer to Woody
[as Buzz and the other toys head off to Al's Toy Barn, the camera pans over at Al's Apartment across the road, Woody's Real Whereabouts]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [while the Toys are trying to find a way into Al's Apartment] Troops, over here!
[Buzz #2 removes the Heat duct around the Apartment, leading into it's ventage system]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [to Rex, based on what he said from reading the Manual of how to defeat Zurg in the Buzz Lightyear video game] Just like you said, Lizard Man. In the shadows to the left.
Geri the Cleaner: [after fixing Woody] He's for display only. If you handle him too much he's not gonna last.
Al McWiggin: [pushing Geri aside] It's wonderful, he's amazing, it's just like new!
Mr. Potato Head: [in the toy car he, Rex, Slinky and Hamm hop into to drive around Al's Toy Bar] Let the guy with the fingers do the driving.
Sign-off voice: [At the end of "The Star Spangled Banner"; on television] And that concludes our broadcast day.
Woody's Roundup Announcer: [At the start of the intro] Cowboy Crunches, the only cereal that is sugar-frosted and dipped in chocolate, proudly presents...
Al McWiggin: [in his car, leaving his apartment] I can't believe I have to drive ALL the way to work on a Saturday. All the way to work!
[drives to the Al's Toy Barn on the other side of the street]
Al McWiggin: Look at the time; I'm gonna be late! Oh, figures; I can't miss this flight! I've gotta pack.
[puts Jessie, Bullseye and Woody into their cases]
Al McWiggin: Alright, let's see - uh, wallet, keys, tickets, uh, passport, beef jerky - very expensive over there - shower...
[sniffs his arm]
Al McWiggin: Oh, I can skip the shower. I've just gotta get outta here now!
Wheezy: What's the point of prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one stitch away from here...
[points to yard sale]
Wheezy: ...to there.
Woody: [Voice box] There's a Snake in my Boot.
[This catches the Attention of a Man in the corner at the Yard Sale, who picks Woody up, and glances at him, the camera covers his face up]
Al McWiggin: [Gasps] Original hand-painted face, Natural dyed blanket-stitched vest,
[Looking at Woody's torn arm]
Al McWiggin: Hmm, a little rip... fixable, if only you had your hand-stitched polyvinyl...
[Spots Woody's hat on the ground, and places it back on]
Al McWiggin: [Overjoyed] A hat, yes I found him! I found him!
[Buzz #2 straps Buzz into an Empty Box]
Buzz Lightyear: Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a Toy.
Buzz Lightyear: [Muffled from inside the box] We're all toys, can you hear me?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, that should hold you until the Court-Martial!
Buzz Lightyear: [as he's being placed onto a shelf, straining] Do you have any idea what you're doing? Let me go.
Tour guide Barbie: [Arriving in the Toy Car with the Other Toys] And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
Hamm: Hey Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Turns around, pointing his "laser" at the Toys] Halt! Who goes there?
[the car stops]
Mr. Potato Head: Quit clowning around and get in the car.
Rex: Buzz! I know how to Defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Stops pointing his "laser"] You do?
Rex: C'mon. I'll tell you on the way.
Buzz Lightyear: [From inside the Cardboard Box] No, no, guys! You've got the Wrong Buzz! You've got the Wrong Buzz!
Hamm: [Noticing Buzz #2's Utility Belt] Say, where'd you get the cool belt Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, Slotted Pig, they're standard issue.
[the Other Toys drive off, leaving "Their Buzz" behind, struggling inside the Cardboard Box on the shelf, as the Camera zooms out]
[the other toys start attacking the Roundup Gang, much to Woody's confusion]
Woody: Look guys. You don't understand. They're my friends.
Rex: Yeah! We're his friends.
Woody: [Pointing at his Roundup Gang in the corner] No Rex, I mean *they're* my friends.
[Slinky staring and growling at Bullseye in the eyes]
Jessie: You leave him alone, Springy Dog!
Jessie: [Slinky then traps and ties Jessie and Bullseye around with his spring] Hey!
Slinky Dog: Quick! Grab Woody and let's go.
Emperor Zurg: [Chasing after Buzz across the road, after accidentally being set loose by him as he leaves Al's Toy Barn, thinking he's the real deal] Ah! Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear!
[the toys are now in a Pet Carrier, placed onto the Conveyor Belt at the Airport]
Alien toys: The Mystic Portal. Ooh!
Buzz Lightyear: Once we go through, we just need to find that case.
[They pass through into an Area with Multiple Conveyor Belts and Multiple Suitcases]
Mr. Potato Head: [Gasps, as his Extra Pair of Shoes and Angry Eyes fall out of his Compartment]
[the toys then slide down at a fast rate, and tumble out of the Pet Carrier they've been in onto the Conveyor Belt below]
Slinky Dog: [Spotting a Green Suitcase in the Distance in front of them] There's the case.
Hamm: [Spotting Another Green Suitcase on the Conveyor Belt below them] No there's the case.
Buzz Lightyear: You guys take that one, we'll take this one.
[Buzz and Slinky go after the Suitcase spotted in the Distance, whilst Hamm, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, and the Alien Toys go after the Suitcase underneath them]
Woody: [Having dealt with the Prospector] Happy trails Prospector.
[Slinky and the Other Toys struggle to help Jessie and Bullseye out of the Suitcase, who Woody insisted to come along with them, but they're reaching the end of the line]
Slinky Dog: Uh Guys? We could use a 'Lil Help over here.
[Bullseye already managed to get out]
Woody: Oh no, Jessie!
[the Suitcase slips down to the Ground Support Equipment at the Runway below with Jessie in it]
Jessie: [Hanging out from the Suitcase in Dispair] No!
[the driver of the GSE puts Jessie back into the Suitcase, and loads it up]
Woody: [With help off Buzz and Bullseye, parodying his line on Woody's Roundup] Run like the Wind Bullseye!
[the three of them jump out onto the Runway and chase after the Ground Support Vehicle with the Suitcase containing Jessie]
[Al has just packed up the Roundup Toys, including Woody, into his Suitcase to go to Japan]
Buzz Lightyear: Quick to the Elevator!
[All Run down the vent to the Elevator. Al has just pressed the button to send the Elevator up]
Buzz Lightyear: Hurry, I can hear it coming.
[the toys all come to a halt as the Elevator arrives up the shaft. A Zurg toy that Buzz accidentally set loose from Al's Toy Barn has arrived standing ontop]
Emperor Zurg: So we meet again Buzz Lightyear. For the Last Time.
[Zurg draws out his Blaster, which is really a Nerf Ball Gun]
Rex: Watch out. He's got an Ion Blaster.
[Woody back home in Andy's Room safe and sound, is having his arm fixed by Andy after it was re-torn at the Airport, but Andy never knew what happened while he was at Camp]
Andy's Mom: Andy, time to go. Hey, you fixed Woody.
Andy: Yeah, glad I didn't take him to Cowboy Camp. His *whole arm* might've come off.