The First Wives Club (1996)
Dan Hedaya: Morton Cushman
Brenda : Morty! Well, look at you. You look prosperous.
Morty : Brenda, don't embarrass me.
Brenda : [Mocking Morty] Don't embarrass you.
Morty : Don't make a scene.
Brenda : Don't make a scene.
Morty : Do not make a scene.
Brenda : Don't embarrass you! You've got a *nerve*! I'll tell you what's embarrassing!
Morty : Keep your voice down.
Brenda : Being hassled by Mr. Zaworsky... because I'm behind in the rent, *that's* embarrassing. Worrying about how I'm gonna get my kid through college, *that's* embarrassing!
Morty : You know something? You *never* listen. For twenty years you never ever listened. Here,
[grabs a yellow blouse]
Morty : honey why don't you try this one in a fitting room, looks very nice on you.
Brenda : You know, I could use this. It's very beautiful and I love the color. But what am I gonna to use for money? HOW AM I GONNA PAY FOR IT?
Morty : It's the *company* that is expanding. Don't you understand that? The *company*, not *me*! I'm a mere laborer!
Brenda : You're a liar and a FRAUD!
Morty : I have no money.
Brenda : Really? Why don't you look in your purse?
Morty : Oh you're very funny.
Shelly : There stunning Morton, I need all of them.
Brenda : Morton?
Shelly : [covers her face with a dress] Oh God, make it go away.
Brenda : Shelly! Look at you! My my, the bulimia certainly has paid off.
Morty : Don't start.
Brenda : What's a matter Morty? Can't you buy her a whole dress?
Shelly : Brenda, why don't you try these on in
[holds out her arms]
Shelly : *your size*!
Morty : It's really a delight running into you today Brenda.
Morty : Shelly, what happened here? $140,00 for a PLATE? $47,000 for a carpet? A USED carpet? $300,00 for a Lamborghini? Are you crazy?
Shelly : I bought the car for you! It was only 300 grand! It was a GIFT!
Morty : With my money you bought it! I bought me the gift!
Shelly : Jesus, Morty, all I want is a lifestyle, y'know - with some ambiance and some classic eternal good taste!