The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)
Henriette Mantel: Alice Nelson
Marcia Brady : [in Jan's thought] But Jan, you don't have friends. You're just jealous Jan.
[Jan wakes up, holds a pair of scissors like a knife, and starts to cut Marcia's hair]
Cindy Brady : Jan, what are you doing?
Jan Brady : Go back to sleep Cindy!
Cindy Brady : Jan don't. Marcia's hair is so beautiful.
Jan Brady : Exactly. That's why I'm gonna make alot of money when I sell it.
[Jan continues to cut Marcia's hair]
Jan Brady : [laughs psychotically]
Cindy Brady : [Screams]
[Carol and Alice come into the room]
Carol Brady : Jan, what are you doing?
[Marcia's got a new hairdo]
Carol Brady : Oh Marcia, I love your hair!
Alice : What a groovy hairdo!
Cindy Brady : Oh, you're so beautiful!
Jan Brady : No! She was supposed to look bad! No! No!
[Jan wakes up]
Jan Brady : What a horrible dream.
Sam : Wait a minute, I've got something for you.
Alice : [rolls her eyes] Unless it fits on my fingers, I gotta hit the hay.
Sam : It better fit, or I'm gonna have to take it back.
Alice : [gets excited, closes her eyes and sticks out her hand] Sam, I thought this day would never come!
Sam : [Gives Alice a bowling ball] When I saw it, I thought it was right up your alley.
Alice : I'm bowled over.