Will Sasso: Various, Kenny Rogers, Bill Clinton, Bartender, Juror, Talkin' American Host, Big John, Birthday Dad, Charlie Newall, Chris Finn...
Mrs. Campbell : Now see, that is why I never did buy a gun is because I just don't think shooting yourself sounds like any fun!
Man : Lady, I didn't do it on purpose.
Mrs. Campbell : You didn't? Well, now, let me ask you a question... do you have a television?
Man : Yes.
Mrs. Campbell : Have you ever seen this TV show? It's called "The News"...?
Will Sasso : So who do you think is the biggest phony here tonight?
Laurence Fishburne : You are.