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Kelly: Zack, what do you want from me?

Zack: I... I-I want you to marry me.

Kelly: What?

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Zack: [waiting for Kelly, but Slater walks in] Geez... I thought you were Kelly.

Slater: If I were Kelly, I'd put on something skimpy and stare at myself in the mirror.

Zack: That's what you do NOW.

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Zack: Well, I've thought about it long and hard, and I've decided that I'm gonna ask Kelly if we could date exclusively.

Slater: Exclusively? Wait a minute... you mean as in - - only?

Zack: Yeah.

Slater: Are you crazy?

Zack: I know, I know. It was a shock to me at first too, but I'm sure about this.

Slater: Oh, no! This is terrible. When Alex hears about this, SHE'LL wanna date exclu -... exclu -... man I can't even say the word!

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[Zack and Kelly are getting married]

Dean Susan McMann: [on phone] Hello, Reverend Dunlap. I would like to make a reservation in the school chapel for the Kawposki-Morris Wedding.

[listening]

Dean Susan McMann: Well then, bump the professor's funeral. He'll keep 'till Monday!

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[AlexX chickens out on getting a tattoo]

Alex: I couldn't do it. You're not mad, are you?

Slater: Of course I'm mad! I got this dumb, idiotic tattoo for YOU.

Alex: I'm really sorry. I'll make it up to you. What do you want me to do?

Slater: I'll tell you what I want you to do. You and I are gonna go to the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival next weekend. We're gonna see every movie he ever made.

Alex: Even "Rocky"?

Slater: Yup, 1 through 5.

Alex: I'll go get the tattoo.

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Leslie: Come on Alex lets go do something only women can do.

Alex: Yeah, lets go... give birth.

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Leslie: Hi, Screech. What are you doing?

Screech: Hi, Leslie. I'm just watching the T.V.

Leslie: But the T.V. is turned off.

Screech: Oh I know, I'm just watching the T.V.

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Zack: Kelly, you can't be serious. I mean, if you go on this semester-at-sea program, you'll be at sea... for a semester!

Dean Susan McMann: [sarcastic shock] And you're only a freshmen?

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Slater: Alex, I have to tell you something. I went to the car show with...

[suddenly lies]

Slater: ... Chris...

Leslie: [finishes name] ... tee.

Slater: No thanks, I'm drinking orange juice.

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Screech: It's time to start the next series of tests, Zack.

Zack: More tests? There's no place left for them to look!

Screech: Oh, yes there is!

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Alex: Emotional? Women are not emotional!

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Alex: Life is so unfair. I have to lose two pounds within a few days!

Kelly: C'mon, two pounds is not going to hurt you.

Screech: Oh yeah? That's what Delta Burke said before she inhaled her first cheesecake.

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Zack: Well, hello ladies! Did you miss me?

Leslie: As much as I miss my acne.

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[the Reverend walks in on a wild stripper bachelor party]

Rev. Dunlap: You know what? Maybe I should come back another time.

Zack: Oh that would be great! How about Monday?

Rev. Dunlap: I was thinking more around the lines of ten years - - when you've all had a chance to grow up!

Screech: I knew we should have gone with Barney.

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Screech: Who wants their barrium?

[Zack gets up and runs away]

Screech: Aw, but it's cherry flavored.

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Clara: You do that again, and I'm going to stick your head in the microwave.

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Screech: Mike has Big Bird on his butt!

Mike Rogers: It's not Big Bird. It's Tweety Bird.

Screech: Trust me, Mike, that's a big bird!

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Slater: Has anybody ever been to a funeral before?

Screech: I have.

Slater: What are you supposed to do?

Screech: Well, all the loved ones gathered around the grave. Then we put his rubber chew toys and his bowl in with him and buried him under his favorite tree.

Alex: Awww... how old was your dog?

Screech: What dog? I'm talking about Grampa Powers.

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Professor Hemmings: This is pathetic! I want every other row to stand up.

[every other row stands]

Professor Hemmings: This is how many of my students are going to fail my class - - fifty percent.

Alex: Excuse me, Professor Hemmings, but... would that be the half that are sitting OR the half that are standing?

Professor Hemmings: [smiles] We'll soon find out, won't we.

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