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I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore (1992)

PG | | Comedy, Romance | 24 April 1992 (USA)
Bernie Fishbine is overweight. He stops at the neighborhood store to buy some chocolate kisses every day. This is where he meets Theresa Garabaldi. Then they take the same bus route every ... See full summary »

Director:

Robert Marcarelli

Writers:

Jonnie Lindsell, R. Ross Meszaros (additional dialogue)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jason Alexander ... Bernie Fishbine
Nia Peeples ... Theresa Garabaldi
Lainie Kazan ... Sarah Fishbine
Lou Jacobi ... Irving Fein
Eileen Brennan ... Frieda
David Bowe ... Norman Fishbine
Michele Scarabelli ... Connie Klinger
Hilary Shepard ... Ada Fishbine
Marlena Giovi Marlena Giovi ... Louise Garabaldi
Ralph Monaco Ralph Monaco ... Albert Garabaldi
Arleen Sorkin ... Monica
Cassie Yates ... Melinda
Al Ruscio ... Uncle Dominic
Lela Ivey Lela Ivey ... Alice
Matthias Hues ... Eric, Personal Trainer
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Storyline

Bernie Fishbine is overweight. He stops at the neighborhood store to buy some chocolate kisses every day. This is where he meets Theresa Garabaldi. Then they take the same bus route every evening. Theresa invites Bernie to see her play piano at her father's restaurant. It is here that she gets him to join a gym. Theresa is in college and gets the idea to write about Bernie's weight problem for her thesis. She does this without telling Bernie. Meanwhile, Bernie is falling in love with Theresa, and vice versa. Written by A K 4 7 <ak47@cyberverse.com>

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Bernie and Theresa have only one thing in common... they were made for each other.

Genres:

Comedy | Romance

Certificate:

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Country:

USA

Language:

English | Italian

Release Date:

24 April 1992 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Beijos de Chocolate See more »

Filming Locations:

Ardmore, Pennsylvania, USA See more »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Web Marc Productions See more »
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Sound Mix:

Ultra Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Soundtracks

Donna Non Vidi Mai
from "Manon Lescaut"
Written by Giacomo Puccini
Arranged by Charlotte Georg (as Lee Ashley)
Courtesy of Ole Georg/Capitol Production Music
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Good mixture of pathos and comedy
3 June 2001 | by alli_katzSee all my reviews

This is a sweet little film with good performances and a wonderful supporting cast. Mia Peebles is marvelous as the manipulative grad student who plays with Jason Alexander's emotions. And, Alexander is perfect as the overweight under-achiever looking for something better in his life.


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