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Frozen Assets (1992)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 23 October 1992 (USA)
A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

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George Miller
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Shelley Long ... Dr. Grace Murdock
Corbin Bernsen ... Zach Shepard
Larry Miller ... Newton Patterson
Dody Goodman ... Mrs. Patterson
Matt Clark ... J.F. Hughes
Jeanne Cooper ... Zach Shepard's Mother
Paul Sand ... McTaggert
Gloria Camden Gloria Camden ... Gloria the Madam
Teri Copley Teri Copley ... Peaches
Gerrit Graham ... Lewis Crandall
John Asher ... Bobby Murdock (as John Mallory Asher)
Jenifer Lewis ... Jomisha
John Bloom ... Ed Walker
Sara Ballantine ... Valentine
Gary Basey ... Clarence
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Storyline

A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

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Genres:

Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for sex-related elements | See all certifications »
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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

23 October 1992 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Banco de bebés See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$5,000,000 (estimated)
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Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

At the time of release, movie critics, Roger Ebert & Gene Siskel, said that Frozen Assets was the worst comedy ever made. See more »

Crazy Credits

Dedicated to the memory of my father Leonard Klein (1916-1960). See more »

Connections

Featured in At the Movies: The Worst Films of 1992 (1993) See more »

Soundtracks

Sperm Count Song
Music Traditional
Lyrics by Don Klein & Tom Kartozian
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I must say though as bad as the movie is I laughed.
9 December 2004 | by BrandonCarmodySee all my reviews

In 1992 this was the first movie that I worked in as a background artist. As Corbin Bernsen blew take after take and could not remember his lines or keep them consistent I could tell this film was not destined for greatness. I must say though as bad as the movie was I did find myself chuckling at some of the humour. My father wanted to leave the movie theater after my scene was over but I convinced him to stay to see it through. Soon I will finally own a copy of this film on VHS, all the local Oregon video stores have reported their copies missing or "stolen". Probably by other Oregonians who were in the movie and didn't want it to be seen by the masses.


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