Encino Man (1992) Poster


Sean Astin: Dave



  • Dave : The only thing you ever cared about Stoney was nugs, chillin' and grindage.

  • Stoney : Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not.

    Dave : What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me.

    Stoney : She finds you crusty, Dave.

    Dave : I'll convince her! She'll see the truth.

    Stoney : The truth is bro, life's about greasing the 'do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, alright? It was kinda like a harsh ride. Ah, ah...

    Stoney : [howls twice] 

    Stoney : We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy!

    Dave : Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things!

  • Dave : Matt Wilson? I mean, what a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway?

    Stoney : Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?, - dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh! - he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma...

    Dave : [finishing the phrase]  ... jor.

    Stoney : 18-inch bi's - mine are only 4...

    Dave : ...besides that.

    Stoney : He walks like this, right?.

    [struts in a manly fashion] 

    Stoney : Just like this, right? The nugs fully loose.

  • Stoney : [a car horn is heard]  Your parents!

    Dave : My parents!

    Link : AHH!

  • Dave : He melted...

    Stoney : Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some Ho-Ho's.

  • Stoney : Look, Dave, you're gonna have to just mellow out, bro, on this whole Robyn thing, she always shines you.

    Dave : You don't understand; we have history.

    Stoney : Hey, you had history: pre-freshman history. Could've had her back then, man.

    Dave : She hadn't hit babehood yet!

  • Dave : Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?

    Stoney : God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.

    Dave : God, you can't do that to me.

    [looking more closely at Link] 

    Dave : What's on his Nose?

    Stoney : Ya know what, Dave, just Chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the Mountain.

    Dave : You took him to Mega Mountain? Are you crazy?

    Stoney : Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' The Vapor in reverse.

    Dave : They are?

    Stoney : Unh-huh!

    Dave : Oh, cool!

    Link : Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the juice...

    Stoney , Link : [howling together]  Oooooooowwwwww! Bud-dy!

  • Stoney : Far too much responsibility for me, anyways, I'm already popular!

    Dave : Yeah, you travel in large groups of one, Stoney.

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