Encino Man (1992)
Sean Astin: Dave
Dave : The only thing you ever cared about Stoney was nugs, chillin' and grindage.
Stoney : Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not.
Dave : What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me.
Stoney : She finds you crusty, Dave.
Dave : I'll convince her! She'll see the truth.
Stoney : The truth is bro, life's about greasing the 'do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, alright? It was kinda like a harsh ride. Ah, ah...
Stoney : [howls twice]
Stoney : We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy!
Dave : Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things!
Dave : Matt Wilson? I mean, what a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway?
Stoney : Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?, - dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh! - he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma...
Dave : [finishing the phrase] ... jor.
Stoney : 18-inch bi's - mine are only 4...
Dave : ...besides that.
Stoney : He walks like this, right?.
[struts in a manly fashion]
Stoney : Just like this, right? The nugs fully loose.
Dave : Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?
Stoney : God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.
Dave : God, you can't do that to me.
[looking more closely at Link]
Dave : What's on his Nose?
Stoney : Ya know what, Dave, just Chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the Mountain.
Dave : You took him to Mega Mountain? Are you crazy?
Stoney : Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' The Vapor in reverse.
Dave : They are?
Stoney : Unh-huh!
Dave : Oh, cool!
Link : Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the juice...