Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Jesse Corti: Lefou
Gaston : [Gaston jumps in front of Belle] Hello, Belle!
Belle : Bonjour, Gaston. Gaston, may I have my book, please?
[Gaston takes her book and rudely reads through it]
Gaston : How can you read this? There's no pictures!
Belle : Well, some people use their imagination.
Gaston : [Tosses the book in the puddle and Belle picks it back up] Belle, it's about time you got your head out of those books and pay attention to more important things. Like me.
[Gaston smiles at Belle and the Bimbettes sigh at Gaston]
Gaston : The whole town's talking about it. It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking...
Belle : Gaston, you are positively primeval.
Gaston : Why, thank you Belle! What do you say you and me take a walk over to the tavern and take a look at my trophies?
Belle : Maybe some other time.
Bimbette : What's wrong with her? She's crazy! He's gorgeous!
Belle : Please Gaston I can't, I have to get home to help my father, goodbye.
Lefou : Ha ha ha! That crazy old loon! He needs all the help he can get!
[Gaston and Lefou both laugh at Belle]
Belle : Don't talk about my father that way!
Gaston : Yeah! Don't talk about her father that way!
[Pounds Lefous head]
Belle : My father's not crazy, he's a genius!
[Belle's house blows and she runs home while Gaston and Lefou continue to laugh and he accidently slaps Lefou]
Monsieur D'Arque : I don't usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night, but he said you'd make it worth my while.
[Gaston presents him with a bag of money]
Monsieur D'Arque : Ah, I'm listening.
Gaston : It's like this: I've got my heart set on marrying Belle, but she needs a little persuasion.
Lefou : [chuckles] Turned him down flat.
[Gaston hits him]
Gaston : Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in here tonight, raving about a beast in a castle.
Monsieur D'Arque : Maurice is harmless.
Gaston : The point is, Belle would do anything to keep him from being locked up.
Lefou : Yeah, even marry him.
[points at Gaston; ducks when Gaston tries to hit him again]
Monsieur D'Arque : So you want me to throw her father into the asylum unless she agrees to marry you?
[Lefou nods eagerly]
Monsieur D'Arque : Oh, that is despicable.
Monsieur D'Arque : I love it!
[Gaston is face down in a mud wallow after Belle turns down his marriage proposal and Lefou conducts the wedding music very quickly and it ends. Lefou sees the pig on Gastons head]
Lefou : So, how did it go?
Gaston : [grabs Lefou] I'll have Belle for my wife! Make no mistake about that!
[throws Lefou in the mud]
Lefou : [to the pig] Touchy!
[the pig snorts in agreement]
Lefou : [singing] Gaston is the best, and the rest is all drips!
[accidentally splashes a mug of beer on Gaston standing right behind him; Gaston punches him back]
Gaston : I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. But first I'd better go in there and uh, propose to the girl!
[chuckles as the men at his "wedding" laugh while the 3 Bimbettes sob]
Gaston : Now you Lefou! now when Belle and I come out that door...
Lefou : Oh, I know! I know! I strike up the band!
[Lefou starts composing the wedding band and they play, Gaston quickly shoves a tuba on Lefou's head]
Gaston : Not yet!
Lefou : Sorry!