Uncle Buck (1989)
Gaby Hoffmann: Maizy Russell
Buck Russell : Do you think she hates me?
Maisy Russell : With a passion.
Buck Russell : Really? Do you think it's the hat?
Maisy Russell : No.
Buck Russell : No? A lot of people hate this hat. It angers a lot of people, just the sight of it. Ah, I'll tell you a story about that on the way to school.
Maisy's Teacher : Does anybody have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week?
[Maisy raises her hand]
Maisy's Teacher : Maisy?
Maisy Russell : My uncle was micro waving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour.
Maisy's Teacher : Honest?
Maisy Russell : Mm-Hmm.
Maisy's Teacher : Why was your uncle micro waving your socks?
Maisy Russell : He can't get the goddamn washing machine to work.
Maisy's Teacher : Blasphemer!
Buck : Did you brush your teeth?
Miles : Yeah. You can even feel my toothbrush.
Buck : You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it. To see if you actually brushed your teeth or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet.
[Miles imagines hearing sirens, Buck leaves]
Maisy Russell : If that's true, we're gonna really have to start brushing our teeth.