Leonard Nimoy: Spock
Kirk : What does God need with a starship?
McCoy : Jim, what are you doing?
Kirk : I'm asking a question.
"God" : Who is this creature?
Kirk : Who am I? Don't you know? Aren't you God?
Sybok : He has his doubts.
"God" : You doubt me?
Kirk : I seek proof.
McCoy : Jim! You don't ask the Almighty for his ID!
"God" : Then here is the proof you seek.
[Shoots Kirk with lightning]
Kirk : Why is God angry?
Sybok : Why? Why have you done this to my friend?
"God" : He doubts me.
Spock : You have not answered his question. What does God need with a starship?
"God" : [shoots Spock with lightning; then addresses McCoy] Do you doubt me?
McCoy : I doubt any God who inflicts pain for his own pleasure.
Kirk : Damn it Spock! God damn it!
Spock : Captain, what have I done?
Kirk : What you've done is betray every man on this ship!
Spock : Worse I've betrayed you. I do not expect you to forgive me.
Kirk : Forgive you? I oughta knock you on your goddamned ass!
Spock : If you think it would help.
McCoy : Do you want me to hold him, Jim?
Kirk : You stay out of this! Why, Spock, why? All you had to do is pull the trigger!
Spock : If I had done that Sybok would be dead.
Kirk : I ordered you to defend your ship!
Spock : You ordered me to kill my brother.
Kirk : But the man may be a fellow Vulcan but he...
Spock : No, no you do not understand. Sybok also is a son of Sarek.
Kirk : You mean he's your "brother" brother?
Kirk : You made that up.
Spock : I did not.
Kirk : You did too! Sybok couldn't possibly be your brother because I happen to know for a fact that you don't have a brother.
Spock : Technically you are right I do not have a brother.
Kirk : There! You see?
Spock : I have a half-brother.
Kirk : I gotta sit down.
J'Onn : Where did you get this power?
Sybok : The power was within you.
J'Onn : I feel... as if a weight has been lifted from my heart. How can I repay you for this miracle?
Spock : Join my quest.
J'Onn : What is it you seek?
Sybok : What you seek. What all men have sought since time began. The ultimate knowledge.
Kirk : [responds to a tapping within the wall] What's that noise?
Spock : [tapping continues] I believe it is a primitive form of communication known as morse Code.
Kirk : You're right. I'm out of practice.
Kirk : That's an "S".
Spock : "T".
Kirk : "A"... "N"... "D", end of word.
McCoy : "Stand".
Kirk : New word... "B"... "A"...
Spock : "C"... "K".
McCoy : "Back". "Stand back".
[the wall explodes]
Scotty : [on the other side of the wall] What are you standing around for? Do you not know a jailbreak when you see one?
Kirk : What are you doing?
Spock : I am preparing to toast a marsh melon.
McCoy : Well, I'll be damned. A marsh melon. Where'd you learn to do that?
Spock : Before leaving the ship, I consulted the computer library to familiarize myself with the customs associated with "camping out".
McCoy : Well, tell me, Spock. What do you do after we toast the marsh - er, marsh melons?
Spock : We consume them.
McCoy : I know we consume them. I mean after that.
Spock : Oh. I believe we are required to engage in a ritual known as the sing-a-long.
[Around a campfire singing "Row Row Row Your Boat"]
Kirk : Come on. Spock... Why didn't you jump in?
Spock : I was trying to comprehend the meaning of the words.
McCoy : It's a song, you green-blooded... Vulcan. You sing it. The words aren't important. What's important is that you have a good time singing it.
Spock : Oh, I am sorry, Doctor. Were we having a good time?
McCoy : God, I liked him better before he died.
Scotty : [to Kirk about ship status] Ah. All I can say is they don't make them like they used to.
Kirk : You told me you could get this ship operational in two weeks, I gave you three, what happened?
Scotty : I think you gave me too much time, Captain.
Kirk : Very well, Mr Scott. Carry on.
Scotty : Aye, sir.
[Spots a junior engineer nearby]
Scotty : How many times do I have to tell you, the right tool for the right job!
McCoy : [laughs] I don't think I've ever seen him happier.
[They enter the turbolift]
Computer : Le-le-level?
Kirk : Bridge... I hope. I could use a shower.
Spock : [looks at Kirk] Yes.
Spock : This is a new brig, Captain. It is escape-proof.
Kirk : How do you know?
Spock : The designers tested it, using the most intelligent and resourceful person they could find. He failed to escape.
Kirk : This person... he didn't by any chance have pointed ears, and an unerring capacity for getting his shipmates into trouble, did he?
Spock : He did have pointed ears.
[eating a campfire dinner]
Spock : Bipodal seeds, Doctor?
McCoy : Beans, Spock. But no ordinary beans. These are from a special Southern recipe handed down by my father. And if you stick your Vulcan nose up at these, you're not only insulting me, but generations of McCoys.
Spock : In that case, I have little choice but to sample your beans.
[around a campfire]
Kirk : [to Spock] Are you just gonna sit there and pluck that thing? Or are you gonna play something?
Spock : [starts playing]
Spock : [sampling McCoy's baked beans] Mmm... surprisingly good. It does have a flavoring I'm not familiar with.
McCoy : Ah-ha, that's the secret ingredient.
Kirk : Got any more of that secret ingredient, Bones?
McCoy : [hands Kirk a bottle] Help yourself.
Spock : Am I to understand, Doctor, that your secret ingredient is alcohol?
McCoy : Whiskey, Tennessee whiskey, Spock. Care for a little snort?