Martha Plimpton: Julie
Julie : [door slams as Tod leaves after having a fight with Julie] If he thinks I'm having his baby now, he's crazy!
Helen : [shocked] Baby?
George Bowman : Your daughter's having a baby?
Helen : [even more shocked] A baby?
George Bowman : You're going to be a grandma?
Helen : [laughs incredulously] No, no, no, no. I'm too young to be a grandmother. Grandmothers are old. They bake, and they sew, and they tell you stories about the Depression.
Helen : I was at Woodstock, for Christ's sake! I peed in a field! I hung on to The Who's helicopter as it flew away!
George Bowman : I was at Woodstock.
Helen : [shouts] Oh yeah? I thought you looked familiar!
Helen : [whimpers as she flips through the stack of sex photos of Julie and Tod]
[Julie enters the room and Helen holds up a picture]
Helen : I... I... I think this this one is my favorite.
Julie : It was just for fun, Mom.
Helen : Well, I'm glad to know it's not a job. That's that Tod, isn't it? There's one with his face.
[as she looks closer at the photos]
Julie : Is that what bothers you? That I did those things? Or that I did those things with Tod?
Helen : Gee whiz, Julie, so many things bother me about this, I don't know where to separate them.
[holds up a different photo]
Helen : Oh! Whoo! Here's something for my wallet!
Julie : Tod is very important to me.
Helen : And we've got the photos to prove it!
[as she holds up the sex photos again]
Julie : Mom...
Helen : [looking again at the photos] This is your room. You did these things right here? In my house?
Julie : Well, I thought someone in this house ought to be having sex. I mean with something that doesn't require batteries.
Julie : I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!