Dream a Little Dream (1989)
Corey Haim: Dinger
Bobby Keller : Dinger! Dinger, wake up for a minute. I gotta talk to you, Buddy.
Dinger : Bobby, I'm asleep. I'm sound asleep, Bobby. I'm dreaming. Apache women. Mai-taih's. Vannah White and a whip.
Bobby Keller : I'm in love.
Dinger : That could be a problem.
Bobby Keller : I don't think you understand.
Dinger : No, no, I do understand. I really do. Which hand is it this week PAL?
Dinger : [sitting alone in Joel's car, waiting] Wow... shit's gotten weird. Me, Dinger - this unbelievably-looking guy - is sitting out here, freezing my ass off in some butt-ugly red Mustang. Well, now I have ample time?
[looks down at wrist]
Dinger : I don't have a watch, I never had a watch. Why did I look at my wrist? At the dance. Dancing perfectly. With a hot chick. She wanted me. I know she wanted me. Well, every girl wants me. I should be in Hawaii drinking a piña colada, looking at some Hawaii chick. "Hello, honey."
Dinger : You know, why does everything you have to say... You know, why does it have to revolve around sex? Why? Why are you so perverted?
Dinger : That's right. Messin' with Rambo's little brother. That's right. Woo-hoo, dust, pal. Dust. First mistake.
Dinger : Hey, buddy, school's that way. Yonder!
Dinger : You mean "dumb-ass." It might be a foreign object, but it ain't in French, dude.
Dinger : Wow, I always thought SAT meant Saturday Afternoon Test. What is up?
Dinger : Why am I running? I have... a broken... leg.
Dinger : [playing an air guitar against his cane] Dyeh dyiroo-dyeh dyeh!
Bobby Keller : Ohhhh, our life is tough.
Dinger : Dyeh dyiroo dyeh dyeh!
Bobby Keller : Money never seems to be enough.
Dinger : Dyeh dyeh, dyeh dyeh!
Bobby Keller : And if I could have, oh, just one thing...
Dinger : Byeh, Byiroo-dyeh dyeh! Holy God, I wish you can sing.
Dinger : No, no keep going. Now, ge... gimme... gimme more than that.
Bobby Keller : I'm flunking every grade in school.
Dinger : Marvelous, so am I.
Bobby Keller : Penniless.
Dinger : Gimme something better than that.
Bobby Keller : Okay, uh... my parents don't even talk to me.
Dinger : Yeah, well at least your mom didn't run over your leg in her Volvo, right? Mine did.
Bobby Keller : Yeah, but see my mom doesn't go into spazticated seizures every once and again.
Dinger : That's rude, mister.
Dinger : Bobby, you know Joel's gonna find out about you and Lainie Monday morning at school. I-I-I tried to warn ya, but did you listen? No.
Bobby Keller : [Coleman as Bobby] Yeah. Well, hopefully I won't be in school Monday.
Dinger : That's a real good idea, pal. Real good. Bobby, let me ask you a question. Do you really honestly know what you're doing? No, no. Wait, wait, wait. Forget I asked. You obviously don't. You keep proving it to me.
Bobby Keller : [Coleman as Bobby, putting his arm around him] Listen Dinger, I-I just want to say that, you know, I-I-I appreciate us being friends and everything, and-and-and you helped me through this.
Dinger : I got it. You want money. That's what you want, right? Money.
Bobby Keller : [Coleman as Bobby] No. No, not at all. I just... I just wanted to-to let you know that I appreciate you being my friend.
Dinger : Bobby?
Bobby Keller : [Coleman as Bobby] Yeah?
Dinger : Dude, you turning fag on me or what? What's happening?
Dinger : You're in love with Lainie? Lainie? Lainie Diamond? I can't believe what I'm hearing here, Bobby! Are we talking about Joel's Lainie? Hold on, are we atlking about Lainie the one that looks great in a leotard Lainie? Yeah, great, she looks fabulous in a leotard! She's Joel's! Have you any idea who Joel is? Joel? Psycho Joel? Joel's gonna kill me. Joel's gonna walk in here and kill both of us at the same time!