The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988) Poster

Susan Beaubian: Mrs. Nordberg



  • [Nordberg is being visited in the hospital by his wife, Wilma, along with Frank and Ed, after Nordberg had barely survived a massive gunfire by a group of ruffians. Wilma is taking the unfortunate circumstance pretty hard, and with no help from Frank's blunt assumptions and remarks about the situation] 

    Mrs. Nordberg : Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?

    Ed : It's hard to tell.

    Frank : [being blunt]  A roving gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...

    [Wilma sobs] 

    Ed : Frank, get a hold of yourself!

    Frank : A good cop, needlessly cut down and ambushed by some cowardly hoodlum.

    Ed : That's no way for a man to die.

    Frank : [being blunt]  Ah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!

    Mrs. Nordberg : [Wilma sobs again]  Oh... Frank! Oh, this is terrible!

    Ed : Don't you worry, Wilma. Your husband is going to be all right. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.

    Frank : [being blunt]  He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.

    [Wilma sobs again] 

    Ed : What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.

    Frank : [being blunt]  Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense.

    [Wilma sobs again] 

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