The Princess Bride (1987)
Billy Crystal: Miracle Max
Miracle Max : He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.
Inigo Montoya : He's dead. He can't talk.
Miracle Max : Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya : What's that?
Miracle Max : Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
Miracle Max : You got any money?
Inigo Montoya : Sixty-five.
Miracle Max : I've never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.
Inigo Montoya : This is noble, sir. His wife is... crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation.
Miracle Max : Are you a rotten liar!
Inigo Montoya : I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years.
Miracle Max : Your first story was better.
Miracle Max : [Lifts and drops the arm of the dead Westley] I've seen worse.
Miracle Max : You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Inigo Montoya : But this is Buttercup's true love - If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.
Miracle Max : Wait. Wait. I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?
Inigo Montoya : Humiliations galore!
Miracle Max : HA-HA-HA!
[mutters under his breath and grabs his cap]
Miracle Max : *That* is a noble cause. Give me the sixty-five, I'm on the job.
Valerie : Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence has been shattered.
Miracle Max : Why'd you say that name? You promised me you would never say that name!
Valerie : What, Humperdinck?
Miracle Max : Aahaahh!
Valerie : Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
Miracle Max : I'm not listening!
Miracle Max : I'd rather eat lint!