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Me and Him (1988)

Ich und er (original title)
A man's enthusiastic penis starts talking to him, getting him into awkward situations and convincing everyone he tells that he's completely insane.

Director:

Doris Dörrie

Writers:

Doris Dörrie (adaptation), Michael Juncker (adaptation) | 3 more credits »
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Cast

Complete credited cast:
Griffin Dunne ... Bert Uttanzi
Ellen Greene ... Annette Uttanzi
Kelly Bishop ... Eleanor Aramis
Carey Lowell ... Janet Anderson
Kim Flowers ... Corazon
Bill Raymond ... Humphrey
David Alan Grier ... Peter Conklin
Kara Glover Kara Glover ... Juliette
Rocco Sisto ... Art Strong
Nancy Giles Nancy Giles ... Martella
Robert LaSardo ... Tony
Craig T. Nelson ... Peter Aramis
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Barbara Allen Barbara Allen ... Dancing Secretary
Deborah Arters Deborah Arters ... Architect's Wife
Leslie Ayvazian Leslie Ayvazian ... Paramedic 2
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Storyline

A man's enthusiastic penis starts talking to him, getting him into awkward situations and convincing everyone he tells that he's completely insane. Written by Keith Tyler <romulus@shore.net>

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Taglines:

The Ultimate Buddy Picture - It hits below the belt!! See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Fantasy

Certificate:

R | See all certifications »
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Details

Country:

West Germany | USA | UK

Language:

German | English

Release Date:

15 September 1988 (West Germany) See more »

Also Known As:

Me and Him See more »

Filming Locations:

New York City, New York, USA

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Box Office

Opening Weekend USA:

$4,795, 6 August 1989

Gross USA:

$78,814

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$78,814
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Company Credits

Production Co:

Constantin Film See more »
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Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color (Eastmancolor)

Aspect Ratio:

1.66 : 1
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Did You Know?

Quotes

Bert Uttanzi: You're outta control!
Him (voice): I'm sorry.
Bert Uttanzi: Did you say something, Judas?
Him (voice): Oh, Bert.
Bert Uttanzi: Judas Peniscariot!
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Crazy Credits

A chorus of females dance and sing "No Woman No Cry" during much of the end credits. See more »

Connections

Referenced in The Cinema Snob: Pussy Talk 2 (2013) See more »

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Terrible
16 August 2002 | by ratmankeySee all my reviews

As soon as my friends and I stumbled upon this movie in a Leonard Maltin guide, it became a bit of a running joke among us. Finally, after years of wondering just what this movie was, we found it in the local video store and had to see it for ourselves.

Man, what a disappointment. We expected it to be bad, don't get me wrong. But we expected it to be REALLY bad. Instead, this was just bad bad: mediocre. There's nothing the least bit interesting about this movie. If you're going to make a bad movie, at least make it REALLY bad. Classically bad. Anyway, we only got about halfway through before giving up on it completely. The whole thing was just really annoying...the penis has an obnoxious voice and keeps calling "Hey Bert! Look at her, Bert!", usually in reference to a woman who isn't even all that attractive...and then Bert gets into some kind of trouble as a result. Rinse, lather, repeat. Over and over again. What a waste.

Avoid.


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