Gerrit Graham: Stan
Raquel Putterman : [Raquel watches her exercise program while Stanley works on the satellite dish] Stanley! Stanley! Quit screwing around... Stanley! Stanley, I'm right in the middle of my program. For Christ's sakes, Stanley!
Stanley Putterman : Lay off me, Beautiful. I almost got this baby wired.
[Cherry and Spiro express that Sherman should be in the movies]
Cherry : You know, you really got a cute kid there. Have you ever thought about putting him in the movies? I mean, I know a really sweet agent.
Raquel Putterman : Oh, God no. Sherman's much too neurotic to be an actor.
Stanley Putterman : Yeah, the only thing the kid is interested in is being a soldier.
Spiro : Ahh, such a manly pursuit - raping and pillaging and creating life, but taking it away. Like the gods of the ancient Greeks.
[Stanley turns on the new satellite TV for the first time]
Stanley Putterman : Get ready, you guys. This baby is going to open up a whole new dimension in television pleasure.
Sherman Putterman : Oh, boy.
Raquel Putterman : Oh, Stanley, I'm so excited.
Stanley Putterman : [the TV turns on to show an Asian Samurai movie] Check it out! Dyno picture!
[Stanley changes the satellite TV channel to a porn station]
Stanley Putterman : Channel, 69, pop.
[the Putterman's see Medusa for the first time on their new satellite TV]
Medusa : Hello, bloodsuckers. Ready to be turned to stone?
Grampa Putterman : Would you look at those hooters!
Stanley Putterman : Holy tomato!
Sherman Putterman : Let's watch her tonight, okay, Grampa? All the way to midnight.
Grampa Putterman : Hell yeah, we'll watch her!
[Raquel and Spiro decide to make drinks together]
Raquel Putterman : Spiro, why don't you come and out me make the drinks?
Spiro : Excellent idea. I make a wonderful Margarita. Very unusual.
Stanley Putterman : Go for it!
Spiro : [to Raquel] Raquel, do you have Ouzo?
Raquel Putterman : Uh, no, I don't even know what it is.
Spiro : Too bad. I make a delicious Ouzo Margarita!
[Stanley sees Cherry dress down into her bikini]
Stanley Putterman : Holy tomatoes!
[Stanley finds out that Spiro wants to swing with him]
Stanley Putterman : Well, just gonna have to straighten out old Spiro about the facts of life!
[Suzy and Sherman find their alien Putterman parents and the alien swingers in bed together]
Raquel Putterman : [alien Raquel] Remember, kids, you do your thing, we do ours.
Suzy Putterman : Mother, that is so disgusting!
Stanley Putterman : [alien Stanley] Night, night, now, kids. Try and keep it down, will ya? Thanks.
Suzy Putterman : Barf me out!