Alaina Reed-Hall: Rose Lee Holloway
Rose Lee : Mary, now you know I am a very understanding person.
Sandra : HA!
Rose Lee : But I told Sandra if she didn't have that rent money by the end of the week, she was out of here!
Sandra : And after all the favors I've done for her!
Rose Lee : Favors? What favors?
Sandra : What about last week? You were feeling kind of low. You spent all that money on a new dress and you didn't know if it was attractive. You came to me for help, and I looked you straight in the eye and said it was gorgeous.
Sandra : I lied, Rose.
Rose Lee : [while interviewing applicants to be Sandra's roommate] Hello, I'm Rose Holloway, the landlady here, and this is Miss Sandra Clark.
Muffin Tee Matthews : [in a Southern accent] Nice to meet you! Muffin Tee Matthews
Sandra : Muffin?
Muffin Tee Matthews : Oh, that's not my real name. I just use it for the beauty pageants.
Sandra : Beauty pageants?
Muffin Tee Matthews : And may I say that living with you would be so fufilling and rewarding!
Sandra : What are you, Miss Congeniality?
Muffin Tee Matthews : No. I'm Miss Tuscaloosa. And next year, we're going after Miss America. My manager says I'm a perfect 10!
Sandra : Oh, what a shame!
Muffin Tee Matthews : Why?
Sandra : Rose has it in her lease: Two perfect 10's can't share the same apartment.
[grabbing Muffin's hand]
Sandra : Oh, I'm so sorry! Oh, thank you! See you on the runway... Miss Tuscaloosa!
[pushes Muffin out of the door]